I'd like to meet:
It would have to be Abu Hamza al-Masri, Barry Scott and Jeremy Kyle. That would be a day to remember. We would go to the cinema and laugh as Abu struggled to eat pop-corn with his hooks and then Barry and Jeremy would both have a hard time trying to keep their voices down. Those crazy cats would yell all the way through. We would probably see Die Hard because anything else is a waste of time!