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About Me

There isn't much to say- I am David I am not your momif you want my measurements then you will have to book an appointmentCOMMENT VIRGINITIES TAKEN-6- Oliver McCall, Aaron Harouche, Adam brown, amber (my dog), Sophia Pryce, Ellie Hewitt,if you want to know more message me or bring me gold and frankincense- I'll pass on the mere

My Interests

travelling through 4 countries in 10 days- and street prostitution

I'd like to meet:

Charlotte Barber and Angeli Misraoh and jesus and god- but that can waiti suppose tony blair to thank him for protecting the oil i enjoy :)

Music:

everything! well most things- old jazz to your face

Movies:

my favourite films are- shawshank redemption, pulp fiction, to kill a mocingbird, true romance and many more.............................i really like pedro almodovar films- or the ones i've seen sp far- he is spanish and good- i've seen- "la mala educación" y he visto "hable con ella" me gustan los dos!i like 'not another teen movie' but mainly for this clip-.. width="425" height="350" .. ..

Television:

i like family guy, futurama and the simpsons a lot, i also like lost, desperate housewives and of course- 24

Books:

as a geek i like the discworld series, lord of the rings, his dark materials, but i do read stuff that isn't fantasy. i am hoping for jordans biography! my all time favourite book is "the colour purple" i also like 'the handmaid's tale', 'memoirs of a geisha' and 'the lovely bones'

Heroes:

AMY JOHNSEnrique Inglesias said he will be my hero. also his name translates from spanish into english as- Harry Churches...

My Blog

other names for willies- excellent

mutton dagger, old blind bobhanging johnny, fishing rod,tallywhacker, pocket rocketone eyed trouser troutding dong, ankle spankerpork sword, engine crankerhairy hotdog, davy crocketlet them all hang o...
Posted by Dhavhita on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

cocaine- the real deal!

all we see on the news is how cocain is a cool drug used by model/whore kate moss for no reasonthis is a lie! it isn't used because it is cool- it is used because of the many benefits it gives all of ...
Posted by Dhavhita on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

Check out this video: Where's my money

Posted By:WillowGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Dhavhita on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

questions of life itself!

ahem- please answer these honestly or as a joke- i don't mindDo you Know moi?Are we friends?Have we ever fallen out?Why?When and where did we meet?Have you ever had a crush on me?Would you kiss me?Wha...
Posted by Dhavhita on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

the end of an era...

due to threats of legal action from cherrie (and her dad) i may just delete them very soon so i'll give you time to grieve but not long at all- so comment this tragedy asap
Posted by Dhavhita on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:49:00 PST

my dream last night...

Ok. I had a bit of an oddness- I had a dream then I woke up and fell asleep and had another they may be connected-here it is- dream 1- Im talking to Lauren Bennett and Megan burgess about charlotte ...
Posted by Dhavhita on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

Emo Poems

Helena the bitch and i have written an emo poem each- please rate to see which is better- i will reveal whose is whose later(or very soon) mine oops i mean number 1-  i don't like ducks my pare...
Posted by Dhavhita on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

shocking twisting shocks and twists

how crazy was my title? this site(googleism) says random stuff about your name and one of the results was "david is going to whip paul" and i'm sure many of you will find that funny!!! here is the s...
Posted by Dhavhita on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:39:00 PST

cilit bang- bang and the dirt is gone!

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Posted by Dhavhita on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

The Paricians

Alrighty folks. The patricians are my sister's band and they recently played a gig at a South Yorkshire venue and the BBC did a review- http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/articles/2006/04 /2...
Posted by Dhavhita on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST