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[~Markcus~]

Life is like a...Sausage!!...........[-Its eitha long and bendy...or short..n smooth!-]

About Me

This is gna be pretty short! So, I try to enjoy every moment of life. I don't reli like wasting time on people who are boring. If you are interesting, if you make me laugh and you know how to have a good time.. You might get a chance.Yap cuz am picky: PI know am Rude!!!...But u get used to it :P..... I can also be nice, but I charge for that. ..True story.....well enough talking.
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My Interests

---Charity PArty Pictutorial!!!--- Get Your Own! | View SlideshowI like messing around alot!! lol Spankin ppl... I do it cuz live is short :P av evn tired mediating wen my mate was here bilge we owned it... he was sexy stripper buddist.. i love tryin new stuff espeically wen its sumfink dangerous!! like moshin And i also like Tricking and Parkour and martial arts and gals But tricking mainly :P

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet ONLY... fun interestin, and wild people

Music:

Everything apart from garage/pop n reli heavy metal best stuff!!--- The Roots..Talib Kweli..Dead Prez..Kanye West..The Fugees!!

Movies:

Starship Troopers i love war movies (who doesnt love massive over sized bugs ripping ppls gentile out!! its very kinky lol) and big guns ;) and not forgetting: Dave Chappelle's BlockParty and Kidulthood!! SNATCH!!!SNATCH....SNATCH!!

Television:

Discovery channel, well...watchin animals hump each other reali wildly!!! its kinda sexy!! :P lol

Books:

Errm humor and drawin books n..The Game, Harry Potter 5 n 6... and "Napoleon Hill THink and Grow Rich" (really riveting stuff)

Heroes:

Superman...he rules evn if his a dumb ass Tom Cruise all da way his legend espeically in Top GUN!!! ...Dave Deangelo, Neil Strauss....

My Blog

A Few Differences Between Men And Women

1. GreetingsWhen two friends who are girls see each other, they give hugs and exchange niceties. If those two friends are guys, replace the hugs with rib shots and the niceties with phrases like "hey...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

The Bilge n Mark!! diary

Ahh good times!!! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

Love it,..Hate it....This is Awsum Joke!!

Only A Texas Man Can Make You Feel Like A Woman >> > >On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The >turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:41:00 PST

Animals Planning Terrorist Attack!

Originally"Posted by xxzero from Shoutwire"Strange things are going on all around us. Wasps building gigantic nests in Alabama, Psycho raccoons attacking Olympia, and squirrels handing out beat downs ...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

one month later!

03:16Wow havnt blogged for while!..feels like strokin a strange camel in the snow? yes its quite graphic!!..but one more blog wnt hurt!...well i had given up on using the interent as a source of pleas...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:06:00 PST

Long Time no Write!!! (repost)

Long Time NO Write!!! WOw its been ages since av wrote nefink... i no evry1 missed da lovely bloggs well its been a pretti busy few months.. its MySpaces Fault...http://www.myspace.com/markcus &...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST

Bloggage (repost)

heey!! Hope evryone is ok n lifes good n all da usual bollcks newayz i got my hands on sum cool pics dat i just had to put up thnx 4 da pics Chris they awsum i need a new cam.  (there other awsu...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

Personality test

Ok yo all i took sum personality test n usually i dnt believe in such shit but wow take a long at these results i duno about all u out thre but this is my personality n if u didnt know now u know ...
Posted by [~Markcus~] on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:08:00 PST