Questions & Answers !!!
Where can I stalk you?: Well so far I'm digging Kensington, The Mission, Marda Loop and any place with beer. I also like Calgary's North East. Despised by many, it's home to alot of interesting shops and places to eat. None of them possess the "too cool for school" mentality.
What's your real name: My mom calls me Mark, my GF calls me slob.
What amuses you of late?: First and foremost the fact that "shitload" is really spelled "shit load". My spell checker figured that out.
What kind of music pisses you off?Rap doods that write music about living in the hood to appeal to white doods eating KFC at the mall. Yo! it's over and pull up your pants.
Punk Rock is.... The Dixie Chicks.
Why The Dixie Chicks? Because after pissing off Bush, redneck America & getting banned from radio they came back with a song called "Not ready to make nice"
What are your goals in life? 1000 friends in Myspace & someone to take my beer bottles back.
How many beer bottles are there?. Alot. I love beer
 Tell us about yourself in less than 10,000 words I started life as a baby, grew out of that, became a child, then became a teenager. Have now reached "adulthood". 
I'm usually doing alot of things at once. I have two weaknesses: 1. I can't leave a beer in my fridge and 2. I can't have money in my pocket. I also pee on the seat sometimes. I hate ironing shirts. Other things that annoy me include people that tailgate me & waiting in line behind customers that get in a snit because the price is wrong by 50 cents. I also don't like white bread or any food product sold with happy looking nuclear families in the tv ad's. Oh, and I hate people that get to the drive thru and then take forever to decide. It's a burger joint for f**k sakes. The "new crispy bacon deluxe" is the same as the last 50 "new crispy bacon deluxes". 
Any words of advice?Not really.
Anyone with a shit load of money.
Top 60 of 2006. 
60. Tegan and Sara - Take Me Anywhere
59. Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye 
58. Panic at the Disco - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off. 
57. Razorlight - In The Morning 
56. Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down 
55. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down 
54. Pink Spiders - Little Razorblades
53. MC Lars - Hot Topic is NOT punk rock. 
52. The Kooks - She Moves in Her Own Way 
51. Taking Back Sunday - Make Damn Sure 
50. Muse - Starlight 
49. Mesh 29 - Close My Eyes 
48. Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
47. Wolfmother - Joker & The Thief 
46. OK GO - Here It Goes Again 
45. Rise Against - Ready to Fall 
44. Sick Puppies - All The Same 
43. Jen Militia - This is Not a Test
42. Teddybears - Cobrastyle 
41. Keane - Is It Any Wonder?
40. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California 
39. Racontuers - Steady, As She Goes 
38. Razorlight - America 
37. The Neverending White Lights - The Grace 
36. Brakes - All Night Disco Party 
35. Sia - Breathe Me
34. Shade - Out of Here 
33. 30 Seconds to Mars - The Kill 
32. Lily Allen - Smile 
31. The Killers - When You Where Young 
30. Augustana - Boston 
29. The Fray - Over Me Head (Cable Car) 
28. Feist - Inside & Out 
27. Hellacopters - Everything is On TV 
26. Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko
25. Gnarls Barkley - Gone Daddy Gone 
24. AFI - Miss Murder 
23. Hard Fi - Hard To Beat
22. Yeah Yeah Yeah's - Cheated Hearts 
21. My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade
20. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
19. Sam Roberts - Bridge to Nowhere
18. The Miniatures - Actors & Soldiers
17. Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill 
16. Panic At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Suicide & Marytdom is Press Coverage 
15. Metric - Poster of a Girl 
14. Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah - Upon This Tidalwave of Young Blood 
13. Blue October - Hate Me 
12. Lost Prophets - Rooftops 
11. Matisyahu - Youth 
10. MC Lars - Download This Song 
9. Be Your Own Pet - Let's Get Sandy 
8. Todd Donald - Doctored Photographs 
7. Lily Allen - LDN 
6. AFI - Love Like Winter 
5. The Sounds - Song With A Mission 
4. Saigon Hookers - You're The Deer 
3. Arctic Monkey - Bet You Look Good On the Dance Floor 
2. She Wants Revenge -- These Things
1. Jesus H Christ - Connecticuts for Fucking 
Most of the flicks @ Generation X or The Princess Cinema.
I am unable to access the TV at this time because my GF is probably watching some interior design show on TLC.
"All men have shit stains" by Derry Aire. Truly enlightening book that all women should read.
Tom, the guy that runs Myspace. He's got millions of friends even tho the site never works half the time.