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Pius

They call'em fingers but I never see'em fing. Oh, wait there they go.

About Me

Bearded Drunkard, Proud Father, Degenerate, Short Bus Rider

My Interests

Drinking beer. Wait, does whiskey count as beer?

I'd like to meet:

the seemy underbelly, midgets, the muffin man, myself from an alternate universe, coal miners daughters, anyone in an iron lung, the real Lebowski and last but not least the Dalai Lama or his brother

Music:

Music made by drunk, angry, smelly, often brown, usually hobo, potentially incarcerated people

Movies:

Zatoichi-The Blind Swordsman, Loose Change, The Decline of Western Civilization to name a few

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Hot Seat with Wally George, MST 3K, Ren and Stimpy

Books:

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

Heroes:

El Duce, Ralph Wiggum, Steven Hawking, Godzilla

My Blog

Too drunk too bl0g

Feeling the urge to rant...Lonely in a place surrounded by family. I feel weird that I'm at home among the strange, anonymous and unseen; yet, here during the most productive years of my life, I've fe...
Posted by Pius on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:33:00 PST

The Despicable Hobo

The town were I work has an unending stream of panhandlers. Normally I don't I mind the occasional hobo asking for change, but this is ludicrous. Half of them aren't even hobo's, they have nicer s...
Posted by Pius on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:06:00 PST

So it's come down to this...

I finally broke down and decided it was more important to be cool than to not put more money into Rupert's burgeoning pockets. I must admit, it is pretty cool though. Unlike future blogs, this one is ...
Posted by Pius on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST