Kill him already, Amen. |
I'm suffering from a conundrum, and I really don't know how to deal with this. How does one deal with the fact that their favorite Sufjan Stevens song is about Jesus? Back story: I was raised Catholic...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST |
la vie en rose |
A boy I know asked what I had wanted for my birthday, which was a few weeks ago. I responded, "Red wine, Edith Piaf on vinyl, and someone to share both with."Instead, I got rail whiskey, Fergie remixe...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Get your crazy black lady fix right here on VH1 |
This evening, out of a lack of anything better to do, I found myself caught in two hours of pure hell, as presented by VH1. First, I got to watch the series finale of America's Next Top Model, somethi...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Lara Flynn Boyle, Part 2 |
Congratulations to Lara Flynn Boyle on her wedding this past Monday. I forget who she married, but who cares? At least it wasn't Jack Nicholson.Congratulations are also in order for Miss N...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Bela Lugosi's Dead |
Things you missed while not being in NYC with me this past week:- Three B-list celebrity sightings -- Michael Musto, some guy from Queer as Folk, and some porn star, and that isn't including the guy w...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST |
Lara Flynn Boyle |
A friend relayed a story to me the other day about Lara Flynn Boyle. She was on a plane, where she decided to mix ambien with a couple of glasses of wine, which we all know leads to disaster.&nb...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Hot, Fresh, and New |
Words I Hate Today:moist [everyday]cuddleshampoobequeathtoastturtlehiccupVodka [thanks for giving me a shitty day today]Words I Like Today:shellacfashionably [seriously, this word, when describing mos...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST |
Coming Soon to a Bookstore Near You! |
My friend Kyle is a Latin teacher in Los Angeles, and he informed me of one his his most brilliant students' foray into the world of creative writing. He teaches junior high age children of Los ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST |
Brandon Flowers is a fucking fag, and I steal people's thunder |
No, this blog has nothing to do with Brandon Flowers' homosexuality, but, yes, it does have to do with me meeting Cyndi Lauper. Word spread fast last night that Ms. Lauper was making an appearan...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST |
Things I Hate: 2 August |
- Finding a used bandaid on the ground- Any part of my body "falling asleep"- Both momjeans and dadjeans- The fact that my digital camera is so user-friendly that it becomes alienating to anyone with ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST |
