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Gary

Brooklyn is for kings!

About Me

Basically if you want to know about me, you need to know about the band Biohazard. They're basically what I'm all about. I can't even tell yous how much they taught me about life, those guys. Mad respect goes out to my boys in the 'hazard. As for work, well, I just lost my job so I took up a part time job walking dogs for the old ladies in my neighborhood. The ladies, they like the little dogs, and you know what, so do I. So if you've got something to say about my dogs, say it to my face. My address is 3827 Kings Hwy. Apt 27A, Brooklyn, New York, USA 11223. Come on over and we'll discuss what problem you have with my babies. I love those little guys, I don't know what I would do without them. In addition to the little dogs, I like little horses....also known as ponies.

My Interests

I spend most a my days around my neighborhood being that I live with my mom ever since I lost my job, you know? So I just kinda hang around my hood, walk the dogs, and not take shit from no one. Mainly I'm interested in little dogs and Biohazard. I got all their albums on the compact disc and my cousin gave me a record of theirs once. I don't have a player for those things so I just put it on my wall next to my pictures of Evan Seinfeld.

I'd like to meet:

I mainly want to meet Biohazard. My cousin got me backstage at Ozzfest '99 but I didn't recognize them back there. I definitely would now though, since I see my boy Evan Springfield every week on Oz. That show will teach you a lot about life. So Biohazard, if you guys are reading this, I posted my address in the "about me" section. Come on over, I'd love to talk about life on da streets with yous guys. I DON'T want to meet guys from my neighborhood that call me names, cats or big dogs.

Music:

Biohazard, Madball, Hatebreed, Skarhead...you know, good music

Movies:

well I like all sorts of cinema, but every time I see Meet Joe Black I just bust out cryin'. Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins are masters of their craft. Also, Old Yeller has been a favorite since childhood and......when Old Yeller........ok, let's just move on to television, I'm gunna start cryin' again. If you've got a problem with that, you know my address.

Television:

Pokemon, My Little Pony, Speed Racer, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

Books:

Street Ink Magazine, they did a full spread on my boy from Biohazard one time.

Heroes:

Biohazard cuz they know the real meaning of respect and the FDNY because they died trying to save my baby cousin from those buildings. OSAMA BIN LAYDUN, YOU'VE GOT MY ADDRESS!

My Blog

Puppy POWER!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

So I've decided to name my puppy Sir Martin Wrinklesworth III, or just Pookie for short. Thanks to everyone that sent me great suggestions, I really appreciate it! Today, Pookie and I just went to t...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't stop crying

I don't know where to start. The guys from my block got a MySpace account and now they've even started harassing me here. Not just that, but now they have way more stuff to harass me about. They're...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ponies

My pony love first started the first time I went to the petting zoo on Coney Island when I was 5. I used to make my Ma drive me out there every weekend so that I could pet the pony. The man that wor...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's my birthday today!

I asked my mom if I could get a little dog of my own for my birthday. She said that our house is too small for dogs, but I just want a little one! I want one like Mr. Tiny Tot, that's the brown dog ...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm seriously about to pound some ass!

Man, people around the hood aren't giving me the respect I deserve, then they turn around and expect respect from me? That's not the way it works. Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard said it best: In order ...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST