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About Me

I was born in NY, raised in Jersey, college in Philly at the illustrious UARTS. Three cheers for art school. I've got a tattoo of a lion on my arm, a big ass scar on my chest, a love of dark beer. At worst I may be a foulmouthed drunk who's bad with money, but at best I'm a poor fencer who doesn't live with his parents. I also have a job and my own car. Be very impressed! Way I figure it I'm 1 in 3! IM me at YagyuKengo on AIM.

My Interests

angry sex, anime, anna ohura, assassinations, beer, big boobs, bismarcking, boobs, breaking shit, catholic school girls, cheating, cunnilingus, donkey punching, drinking, driving, dune, dutch ovens, easy women, edo jidai, evil, fencing, foreign girls, harassing the amish, hating canada, having sex while drunk, heiho, hentai, history channel, japanese pop music, japanese rope bondage, kendo, kenjutsu, kilts, lazy sex, lesbians, lucha libre, lying, manga, manipulation, midnight stealth, murder, nihonto, philadelphia, picking fights with hobos, pizza, pokemon, reading, rodeo, samurai movies, sleeping, small broads, stealing, teabagging, the ramones, torture, wife beaters.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who like to drink. Catholic School Girls get bonus points.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Ramones, Tatu, The Cramps, DMX, Misfits, NOFX, Japanese Pop Music

Movies:

Orgazmo, Seven Samurai, Army of Darkness, Trainspotting, Clockwork Orgy

Television:

Futurama, Columbo, Law & Order, Venture Brothers, Scrubs, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach

Books:

Dune, Raiders of Gor, Heiho Kadensho, Catch 22, TrainSpotting, Manga

Heroes:

Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi, Rocco Siffredi

My Blog

Addendum...

1. Scotland!!!!!!2. I once loved that rotten bitch. The thought of her drives me nuts, but alas, I've yet to find a better drug.3. Irish Rock bands. I've had "Queen Anne's Revenge" by Floggin Molly st...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

Sono Sensei To Miyazono Sensei

I've been training in Yagyu Shinkage Ryu for over 7 years now, and have let myself think I had a pretty good handle on how things go in it. Today and yesterday, the headmaster of Edo Yagyu Shinkage Ry...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:38:00 PST

Baby, I’m drunk...

Sometimes I miss that bitch so much
Posted by Chris on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

Swordfest 2006

A couple hours ago I returned from Malvern and the third Swordfest in a row. Compared to the other ones this one was very low key and relaxed. Having missed the previous class on account o...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST

Rebuilding my Japanese

I took Japanese for 4 years in HS, and was a pretty good student at it I like to think. It's been years since then so admittedly a fair amount of it has slipped, but I've been working lately to try to...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:59:00 PST

Phantom of the Opera

Over the Christmas break when I went home I was to go to Service at my Mother's Church. Before we went the movie version of Phantom of the Opera by Joel Shumacker came on. As some close to me know, I'...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

Hopping Mad

Well, I've learned my lesson. I watched Jordan's car get royally fucked up when he kept it on St. Albans St in front of the house. "Eh," thought I, "my car's a little smaller, I should be OK." ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eat It Jerks...

So last night we go out drinking to Medusa Bar on 21st and Chestnut. I got wasted as a sunuvabitch on $3 pithers of lager. All these people show up and start dancing. Lil Walmart tells me I should ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deee-Runk

What a great New Year's so I'm told. I drank my ass of that night. I was dead as planned through most of yesterday. Tonight things didn't go as well as planned but more or less close to how I expected...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whatever

Today I managed to see my favorite three part episode of Law and Order where they have to extradite some dude from LA and the whole episode is about how backwards and inept the LA District Attorney's ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST