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About Me

Like you really care? okay then....western by way of the east, i ramble through your town, vegan attitude a-blazin'....now Mr Holly LeBlanc, just about the best damn thing to happen to me since I discovered oxygen...thats right, you all have me to thank for that one....you are bloody welcome....working hard on keeping the demons away but they all seem so cool, eh?....but we have a nice, working relationship ("hi" "bye") and then we return to our respective homes, where I have been whiddling bamboo sticks into famous Roman Emperors...when I put me whiddling stick down, it is off to the pitch where I embark on kicking as many human beings that seem willing to be kicked...and if you don't mind me bragging, I am quite good at it...wanna try?

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My Interests

Interests can be cyclical, but not in a mode of transportation sort of way....so I will say that I have them...oddly, they all seem to focus on a round ball kicked in 90 minute intervals...weird...

I'd like to meet:

The are mostly all footballers and I wouldn't necessarily want ot meet them, just listen to them talk about the days past...Ian Mackaye would be really sweet, but I have talked to him a number of times, even given him cough drops (fawn)...when I lived in Hollywood, I met Bob Barker...I thought it would be really cool to meet him, but he was just an old codger...the coolest people I have met (besides my father) is Robert Romanus (Mike Damon from Fast Times-he helped shaped my formative years....all of my friends wore purple socks), Leonard Cohen, DeWayne DeRosario (vegan and a footballer? are you kidding?), ah screw it, the entire 2001 & 2003 San Jose Earthquake MLS Champion teams, and well, you!

Television:

Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Boondocks, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, late-nite Cinemax (!), and anything on Fox Soccer Channel or GolTV...

Books:

love 'em....

Heroes:

Ian Mackaye...

My Blog

Bones

recently, i started to put a series of gardens in around the house...and as i was digging, I found a leg bone...no big deal I thought...then i found a vertebrae, then a knee joint, then a seri...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Two pieces of the puzzle...

we worked together at the car wash...during slow times, I would find myself hanging around holly's workspace. we were friends almost instantly but she was still, um, illegal?...she was rather young.....
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST

2.15.06

forgive me blog, for I have sinned...it has been quite some time from when I last wrote...does that mean I have to perform some sort of penance? For a blog? are you kidding me? like ...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

gutted...

The San Jose Earthquakes are gone...wow...I can't believe I am writing that...After years of threats and uncertainty, they are actually gone, on their way to Houston, of all places...I am deeply hurt,...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST

captured ...

Happy Thursday, folks... my grandmother has entered the hospital for the umpteenth time...i spoke with her yesterday and she was very coherent and was telling stories and then she just disappeared......
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:34:00 PST

Five Star Citeh...

Yesterday, a rampant Manchester City lit up home side Charlton 5-2 at the Valley. For City, it was their first win in three matches and an essential three points against a free-falling Charlton ...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:06:00 PST

I'm wide awake...

life is your storybook...at least that is what conor said... so what good is something if you have no use for it? things sit, gathering dust, while other get worn down to nubs.. this morning an...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:37:00 PST

Phantom's Log

So I work at a public institution...the area I work in was added onto the existing building and therefore has no private bathroom...as a result, I must make the trek to one of the many public bathroom...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:56:00 PST

taking it slow...

"hitchin on a twilight train ani't nothing here that I care to take along" so the neil has a new record out..this time with rick rubin...has rubin decided that his place in life it to reinvent older ...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:45:00 PST

Work Schmerk

They pay me for this? Can you believe it? Okay, in actuallity, you are paying me for this, as I am paid through the county coffers, which comes from your tax dollars...so thank you and no ...
Posted by El Gran Avispon on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:53:00 PST