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About Me

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again".
This makes me laugh (yes, I am easily entertained)
Baby Panda Sneezes - video powered by Metacafe
On a scale from 1 to Awesome,
I'm pretty freakin Awesome.
I'm not afraid to make fun of myself and love to have a good time. I try not to be too serious and I love to laugh- I am lucky enough to have Kickass friends who make me laugh with them and at them everyday. If you know me you probably have all sorts of stories about me, and if you don't know me, I probably don't want you to know those stories!! Therefore, I can only tell you that I love my family, I love my friends, and I love Corona! I'm also on a Dane Cook fixation right now so there are some Dane clips on here!!
I LOVE my family!!
My Grandma...
My Mom...
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My Dad..
My Brother...
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"Pop The Trunk...Contact Solution!"
(Only a true best friend can get me into these situations!! Thanks!)
Because Anytime Is A Good Time!
~~For my WT.com girls!!!! Luv you bitches!~~

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THIS IS WHY DOGS ATTACK PEOPLE!!!
Funny- but WRONG!
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My favorite pic from our England trip!!
We need these in Sun City!
Olympic Hopefuls...
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I LOVE LL TOO!!!
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My Interests

"MY COOKING SUCKS! BUT FORTUNATELY, SO DO I"

What to do if no bottle opener for your Corona.. .. ..

Drinking and of course Car Dancing.

UFC and the X-Games!!!!!!!

Yes, I LOOOOOVE Dave! I DID FINALLY MEET HIM but now my goal is to meet him while I am not so intoxicated!!

Safe Sex

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I'd like to meet:

1. Sylvia Browne

2. Warren Buffett!!!!! My professional hero!

3. Dane Cook-
"Speak N Spell, Not So Kool-Aid, The BK Lounge, Church, Slip N Bleed, Car Alarm..." If you're a fan, I know you are laughing about them right now!!!

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4. NEWLY SINGLE DAVE!!!!!

He is definitely on my "To Do" list!"

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Music:

Steve Isaacs- the sweetest and most down to earth guy/"rockstar" I've met in a long time...

The Macarena! I listen to everything except country and screamo emo/punk crap.

I love this video!!!!!! It's a first-hand view of a crazy night. It's pretty chaotic but watch closely and the whole thing...

But NOT this video... .. ..

Movies:

Too many to list and depends on my mood. Pixar films are awesome for hungover days though! Nemo and I have had many pajama and advil days together!

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Television:

Who needs TV when you can drink and have friends like mine?? So I don't really watch much TV but love anything UFC, X-games, or will make me laugh.

Anything like this:

Dane Cook .. ..img src="http://www.freecodesource.com/images/promote/clickhere. gif" border="0"

Books:

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Heroes:

The Genius of George Bush

No idea who this is but come on, who doesn't love a good hotdog eating pic!!!img src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j133/clklynn/hotdog.j pg"

My Blog

MAN LAWS...

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jo...
Posted by Be Careful what you wish for!! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

BEER...

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.Men should take a concerned look at their beer con...
Posted by Be Careful what you wish for!! on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST