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julie

I am here for Friends

About Me

about me...i'm a scorpio...i spend entirely too much time lying in bed, but it's just so comfy. i recently started taking ninjitsu lessons, so as long as you don't fight back, i can take you down and put you in a choke hold. i like to laugh, and i'm particular about everything. i will make fun of you, but it's b/c whatever stupid thing i'm razzing you about is something i've already done, and i -- along with george carlin--enjoy the little things in life we all have in common; the things that bring us together. i am a geek who writes in run-on sentences and can (read as "will") tell you the difference between an adjective and an adverb. i am incredibly loyal, but only to those who deserve it, which i will display by calling you a satan-filled ho-cake, or something along those lines.

My Interests

computers, psychology, cooking, southpark, poker, pool, movies, ninjutsu

I'd like to meet:

have you ever had a conversation that involved a graph? funny and sick are always entertaining...likes movies and music, has some drive/ambition...doesn't blame the world for his/her problems. understands empathy and courtesy without losing site of responsibility. gotta speed. how about this: i wanna meet the person who, having read this far already knows what i'm going to say b/c it describes them perfectly, thus relieving me from finishing this poo. ugh.

Music:

oldies, 80s, soul, punk, oi!, depeche mode, erasure, adicts, clash, aretha franklin, otis redding, drifters, cars

Movies:

sixteen candles, princess bride, snatch, shawshank redemption, my cousin vinny, stand-up comedy inc. bill cosby, eddie murphy, chris rock, george carlin, larry miller, dennis miller, kevin smith

Television:

southpark, family guy, that 70s show, married with children, night court, golden girls (shut up, alright?), chapelle's show, daily show

Books:

there's too much to read for me to have read anything twice, but once: lord of the rings, once and future king, skipped parts trilogy, secret of nimh, vonnegut; non-fiction includes anything by dan savage, laura kipnis and barbara ehrenreich.

Heroes:

we don't need another hero.