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EddieBastard

Don't Hate Me Cos' I'm Beautiful!

About Me

I live in Wilmington (port City Pimpin') by way of Chapel Hill, NC. I am a tattoo artist. I still go out to an occasional show and sometimes I even get drunk. I try to hang out with good friends when I can, fuck off whenever possible (I work alot) collect books,cds and various and sundry other things as well. I sing for Patriot ( which guitarist Gordon and I recently reformed with a new line-up). If I had my way I'd travel alot. I'm always up for a road trip. My biggest interest is my wife "Elizabeth" She's my true love and she has my heart!
What is your Anti-Drug?

What Is Your Battle Cry?


H ark! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is Eddie, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you in such an unsafe manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"


Find out!
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Are you a girl, or
Oi Punk!AKA Street punk, Crust punk, etc. You're the more
colorful of the punks, and maybe alittle dirty.
You're most likely most at home at a show, on
the streets, or on someones couch after a
party. Like the political punk, you're all
about the unity, and having a good time. Tho
some of the bastards in the scene give you a
bad name by being shitty to their fellow punk,
most oi punks are more friendly and fun to be
around.
What type of punk are you?
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What Type of Skinhead are You?
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Blood for Blood
What hardcore band are you?
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You are a Resident Evil Zombie. You were infected
with the T-Virus, and now you wander through
abandoned buildings looking for living flesh to
munch. Sometimes you mutate into more horrible
things. You can be killed, but it ain't easy.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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Oi Punk!AKA Street punk, Crust punk, etc. You're the more
colorful of the punks, and maybe alittle dirty.
You're most likely most at home at a show, on
the streets, or on someones couch after a
party. Like the political punk, you're all
about the unity, and having a good time. Tho
some of the bastards in the scene give you a
bad name by being shitty to their fellow punk,
most oi punks are more friendly and fun to be
around.
What type of punk are you?
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You're a Pint of Guinness!
What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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My Interests

My wife Elizabeth, Tattooing, Choppers and muscle cars, Books, CDs, Traveling, playing my guitar, The occasional good cigar, Oh yeah, and Boats. I gotta thing for boats. I love em'. The bigger the better. Writing and playing music. Art and illustration. A bit of photography. What can I say, I'm a renniassance man.

I'd like to meet:

Pete Wells and Angry Anderson (of Rose Tattoo). They are a personal favorite of mine. Anybody in Iron Maiden, another favorite. Edward Teach (Blackbeard) I bet that guy knows how to raise some hell! I could most likely name alot more people on here but they would all probably be hot ass female celebrities that I would be entertaining some kind of hot, steamy, corrupting and beneath contempt, lewd sexual act involving lots of cling wrap, melted kit-kat bars, an eggbeater and a circus midget or two. Oh yeah, maybe a pony or some other such farm animal. Man I need professional help!

Music:

Oi,punk, hardcore,ska and reggae,soul,metal, blues, alot of different stuff. If it speaks to me and it's got heart then I can manage to admire something about it I'm sure. I like down to earth, straight forward rock n' roll. Not a bunch of painted up, fantasy, cheesy shit. Just straight forward, in your face working mans music. It would take forever to name them all.

Movies:

Evil Dead films, Exorcist, etc. I like alot of horror films. I'm a guy, so guns and explosions and T&A go along way in my book. 007 James Bond flicks are cool although they've gotten progressivly worse in the last 20 years. Science fiction/fantasy can be cool if it's done well.

Television:

I don't really watch TV too often. M.A.S.H., Prison Break, and American Choppers. That 70's show keeps me chuckling. I like to watch the fights now and again. I'm a boxing and UFC/Pride fan. For some strange reason, I like to watch the news. Go CNN.

Books:

I love em' I like to read alot. I got alot of respect for certain classics that I grew up with. Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn for starters. Hemingway-a Farewell to Arms is a personal favorite. Sherlock Holmes mysterys by sir Arthur Conan Doyle are another favorite as well as H.P. Lovecraft. One of my all time favorite books is the Redneck Manifesto by Jim Goad! As for more contemporary writers-Stephen King, Dennis Lehane, Hunter S. Thompson and Dean Koontz. I've really enjoyed Dan Brown's work so far. Terry Brooks for fantasy, although no one can top J.R.R. Tolkien in that genre. I like to read eastern philosophy also.

Heroes:

Most important of all is my mom! (I know somebody out there is thinking 'what a mamas boy' and you know what, your right) I love my mom more than anything in the world and she has my undying respect because my entire belief and value system as a skinhead comes from her. She brought me and my sister (another hero of mine) up by herself, working two and sometimes three jobs to keep us in decent clothes and to keep us fed. She never took any handouts from anyone. Never. Along the way she taught us both the value of hard work and perseverence. To stay the course and finish what we started. To be honest and forthright and to always take pride in who we are and what we do. "As long as we didn't lie, cheat or steal, we could hold our heads up high." She used to say. Strength of the family unit and sticking by you friends and loved ones thru thick and thru thin. That and respect and kindness to others, especially those less fortunte than ourselves. The beliefs and values that I try to live my life by are a direct result of her teachings. She's my hero and I love her dearly! Other heros I have are: Any American that has served, fought and/or died for our country! Judge dread (RIP),The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. (RIP) For being a great American because he gave his life for equality of all people thru the advocation of unity, understanding and tolerance. Sailor Jerry Collins. Paul Sr. (OCC) And oh yeah-Sexy Dave.

My Blog

Here it is, on a platter

You ought to know that as far as skinheads go, I am as liberal as they get. Yeah I do not believe in gun control and I do support much stricter immagration laws but thats where right wing or conservat...
Posted by EddieBastard on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

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Posted by EddieBastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by EddieBastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rest In Peace Big Don.

We in CHBC lost a dear friend this morning. Donald Holley, to those that new him, he was a giant of a man in far more than just physical stature. He was all heart and always stood by and looked out fo...
Posted by EddieBastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Need I say more?

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Posted by EddieBastard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST