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I am a fallible human being. I do good and bad, I try to do the former more then the latter though. Ballanced dichotomy. If you have a further interest then inquire at your leisure.
Moving, Twisting, Daunting.
Subconscious words inside me taunting.
The meow of a cat, ka-boom, ker-splat.
That movie made me laugh.
Hunter S Thompson.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
"Buy the ticket, take the ride"
"Too weird to live, too rare to die"
Its sad to see such a great man fall so far.
Family Guy... fucking with your childhood since 1999.
And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
snatching me up from my place of slumber,
and took me on high, and higher still
until we moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he bore me unto a vast farmland
of our own midwest, and as we descended
cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one millions terrified brothers and
I roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
they have a consciousness,
they have a life,
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses,
save our brothers...can I get an amen?"
"AMEN!"
"Can I get a hallelujah?"
"Hallelujah!"
"Thank you, Jesus."
I now bring you Douglas Adams with even more ways to get off my planet!
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as posible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White Hous-(202) 456-1414- to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin(ask the over seas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends in the White House either (at least, none we can speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may try as well.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidence. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
And now for something completely different.
Poems?
The Necklace
In rememberance
Of lost love
She wore it
Everyday
Nothing could reproach
The thought
The memory
Of his giving
Pleaded upon was she
To find a new fixture
To move on
And she did
She gave me the necklace
And I gave her
A diamond one
In kind
Again she wore it
The diamond
Every waking hour
And even in sleep
Untill a time came
When she asked
For the old one back
But still wore the diamond
Today
She wears neither
And has no rememberance
For either lost love
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Beauty fades
A rose withers
Mountains crumble
Paints wash away
Yet the sounds of emotion
Will forever guide my soul