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The Mythical John

When in a land where debauchery rules, I will stand a patriot.

About Me

Appearantly Due to my inconsistancy in social appearances of late, I was refered to as, "The Mythical Friend, John". Obviously, I need to work harder in making my presence known so that others may learn to rue, and/or exalt the day they learned that I in fact, do exist.
I'm cynical, sarcastic, evil, and yet surprisingly positive and optomistic. Im instantaneously attracted to shiny objects, (this includes attractive women in vynyl). I absolutely refuse to participate in either drama or mind games. I am BRUTALLY honest and if I say something, its a guarantee that I mean it. I believe Rock and Roll, and Pin-Up to be the highest forms of art.

My Interests

World domination, Pin-Up Art, vinyl..on turntables or women, monkeys, smashing things, video games, all around sexiness, comedians (both professional and just regular funny people), evil, tacos, nachos, booze, and the muthafuckin R.O.C.K.!

I'd like to meet:

People who can actually be honest with others. People who can laugh at nearly any situation, Women that are fiercely independant - yet know how to take a compliment and like to be treated well, (Ok so they dont exist anymore - other than the ones that are already taken). People that are a little nuts but have their shit together, Beat-Ahollics, People with strong Geek-Fu, ooh and girls who have candy...i like candy.

Like em or not, this is pretty damned entertaining.

Music:

Evil House, Breaks, Trip-Hop, Evil Trance, TOOL, NIN, Godsmack, System of a Down, Kidney Thieves, Finger Eleven, Alice in Chains, Deftones, Lucid Spiral, Bush, Maroon 5, TOOL (again, i know), Queens of the Stone Age, Esitu, Outkast, A Perfect Circle, Evil Twin, Death in Vegas, Tricky, OLD Metalica, Iron Maiden, Megadeath, Prodigy, Mindless Self Indulgence, and a hellava lot more so you'll just have to ask.
Be it known that I hate Emo with every fibre of my cold unfeeling heart... if your an emo band, go cut yourself and try not to bleed on my shit, and stop breathing my air.

Movies:

SIN-CITY! May be one of the best movies I have ever seen!!
Kevin Smith, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Quinten Tarantino films (ie Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction), Brotherhood of the Wolf [BADASS!], LOTR, Matrix, Alien (all four of em, even though the hybrid thing in Resurection was retarded), Brain Candy, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Mean Machine, 15 Minutes, Star Wars, Empire Records, Indiana Jones, all kinds of crap, again just ask, or look at my movie shelf, otherwise ill go on for hours.

Television:

Fuck Tv! (with the exception of Comedy Central, Harvey Birdman - Attourny at Law, The Soppranos and Deadwood, and shit I have on DVD like Zim and the Chappelle Show)

Books:

Wheel of Time Series, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Neal Stephenson, Musashi, Bhoddi Dharma, Sun Tzu, Lao-Tse, Chuang-Tse, Sara Douglas, Stephen King, R.A. Salvatoire, more more more.

Heroes:

Those whom entertain, or enlighten me.

My Blog

2 in one day!

That's right! Posting again! Ok. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE MYSPACE WHORES?! 7 or more friend requests a day from spam bots for porn sites or the like in addition to the at least that many mes...
Posted by The Mythical John on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

Director of Awesome

In case you hadn't noticed my subject lines tend to have nothing to do with the post contained therein. This is one of those rare times where it is actually somewhat relevant... Don't get used to it. ...
Posted by The Mythical John on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

And we shall be no more.

NO NO NO NO NO NO, SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN NO! They have once again come for our delicious brain meats. We had tasted freedom, and thought that it would last. The signs read that we were in the clear, and...
Posted by The Mythical John on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

Simple goddamned appology

Ok so I have been retarded busy the last couple of months and probably have friends that think I have forgotten/abbandoned them... This could not be farther from the truth. I recently had to focus ver...
Posted by The Mythical John on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Halloween Helpful Hints

*Originaly posted to my little brother's comments* (whether he approved it or not)   Rule number 1. Never buy anyone alchohol until you and they are 21, (going to jail for that shit would suck ra...
Posted by The Mythical John on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

I am pleased to report we're doomed!

I just saw the greatest thing to ever happen ever!!!!!!!!!It may well actually herald our races extinction! University of Phoenix offers Psychology degrees...................................wait for i...
Posted by The Mythical John on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST

Something

Job prospects. Check! Place to live. ... None of you bastards has any leads on someone needing a roomate?! My time in my current abode draws short, and I'm gonna end up on my ass. I dont mean to be m...
Posted by The Mythical John on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:26:00 PST

OY!

I am seeking a new place to call home, and in the market for a new abode and roomate(s), (preferably the singular). I have little in the way of material possesions, but need my ass a place. If an...
Posted by The Mythical John on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

Hmm...

In reviewing my friends list I have noted that many of my friends and I find quarrel with racists and facists. What's odd however, is that we are all pro-Imperial, (and ravenous, debaucherous, ca...
Posted by The Mythical John on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST

Holy Guacamole!!

HA! You've been had! I Have absolutely nothing informative, witty, or important to say. Precious moments of your life wasted! Fond reguards, John
Posted by The Mythical John on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:35:00 PST