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GoatBoy

&hearts KELLY MÆ

About Me

I am legally known as Jacque Cullen.
I enjoy music, books, webcomics, video games, TV, Wikipedia and KFC.
I'm single but not necessarily looking.
If I add you don't panic, I won't send you comments saying how 'phitt' you are and then act like a moron when you turn down my vaguely amourous advances. In fact I'm only likely to add you if your profile is set to private.

My Interests

TV
Reading
Computers

I'd like to meet:

Tom Servo and Crow
Charlie Brooker

Music:

I like my music the opposite of how I like my women; dirty, scuzzy and fast.

Movies:

My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 and 117
Dead Man's Shoes
Serenity
Death Proof
Fight Club
The Big Lebowski
Shaun of the Dead
Blues Brothers
Night Watch
Empire Strikes Back
All Films By Kevin Smith, including Jersey Girl.

Television:

Spaced
Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Books:

Bukowski
Brooker
Dahl
Read
Palahniuk

Heroes:

Bernard Black

My Blog

Oh how to do now

The Nintendo Wii is EVIL. It's the gaming equivilant of Auschwitz. I shit you not.I can barely move my arms or back.I fear that I have pulled a muscle.
Posted by GoatBoy on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:51:00 PST

A word from our sponsor...

A good friend of mine said this on the subject of vigilantism; hell yeah, and i hate people and just want a reason, just give me a fuck'in reason and i'll make Palpatine look like Nelson Mandela...
Posted by GoatBoy on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

My brain is hanging upside down, I need something to slow me down...

So yeah. World of Warcraft is awesome. Very awesome. Very hard but still very awesome.On a side note I really envy Jerry Holkins.REALLY envy.Currently Listening; SModcast 15: The Pretty Good Worker....
Posted by GoatBoy on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:33:00 PST

Taedium

I'm bored. Mind meltingly bored. I've trimmed my beard, read old threads in the SuperDickery forum, deleted all my old progams, watch lots of things on my lovely new television, started on a script AN...
Posted by GoatBoy on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

Brown leafed vertigo, where skeletal life is known...

So it's  All-hallow-even and how have I spent it?Over the course of the evening, I've lamented my broken television, browsed a 16 year old Nazi's DeviantArt, created images of Jared Leto in capti...
Posted by GoatBoy on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:51:00 PST

I dont have a basement but if I did, this is what youd find.

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Posted by GoatBoy on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

Well you want me to kiss your ass, well bend over buddy here comes my foot....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:    JacqueBirthday:    9/11/88Birthplace:    CarshaltonCurrent Location:    BrummagemEye Color: ...
Posted by GoatBoy on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:05:00 PST

All night long my body burned, the sheets were wet and cold...

Monday morning and I can't sleep. I'm tired but I can't sleep. Not that I've really tried. I've spent my night playing The Movies, listening to Mark Kermode's latest podcast, downloaded the Kevin Sm...
Posted by GoatBoy on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST

Of God, Garse and Getting on TV

I'm in a vaguely philosophical mood this morning. By this I mean that there's nothing on except an old episode of Two Pints, I'm not listed in the credits of the episode of Spendaholics that I feature...
Posted by GoatBoy on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST

Now Line It Up and Shoot It Again...

Vocalist with Mike Patton fixation seeks keyboardist, bassist, guitarist and drummer to complete band. Very specific requirements:Drummer to have Death metal/Jazz backgroundBassist to be really, reall...
Posted by GoatBoy on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST