I'm Kelly
I'm from the West Midlands
And this is already very dull
I'm a Nineteen year old Prescription co-ordinator and i work in a GP practice in Wollescote.
I drive around in a car that looks like a shoe box with a spoiler.
I am pretty artistic and enjoying drawing up tattoo designs.
Preferably oldschool as i see nothing interesting or remotely clever about newschool tattooing it's just bollocks for wankers who want to scream look at me look at me.
I mean why someone would get a brightly coloured doughnut tattooed on their forearm is beyond me.
At this particular moment, i'm not sure what i want to do with my life.
My goal is to teach myself to become a doctor.
Now that would be a real achievement.
Who needs university?
University is just for people who are afraid to grow up and stand on their own feet.
What use is two plus years filled with beer and STD's going to do anyone?
I am Overly confident, probably quite arogant, but if i don't think i am the best person in the world, who will?
I am happy with myself and the way my life is.
In ten years i see myself with skin like a colouring book, in a small warm well decorated flat, with a glass of vino and that's the way i want it to be.
I have a boyfriend, he is my personal chef, maid, punch bag and sex slave.
He has the most beautiful mouth i have ever seen.
and he listens.
Do you feel like you know me now?
Well you shouldn't, because you don't.
This is the internet, For all you know i could be a fifty year old, twenty five stone man masturbating to images of a man getting fucked by a horse.
So ignore all this.
And get on with your pointless existence.
Let me ask you this about this life we liveAnd let me try to swerve some of this attention you giveTo them distant ass relatives over in Hampton andIf they really miss you so muchWhy don't they just call you then?If you wanted blood, would you still have love?Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?Look I probably love my family more then anybody hereBut my homies are family tooThird cousins get out of hereWho was you with when you got tattoos?Who was you tripping with when you did them mushrooms?Who the fuck threw up all over your car?And then felt worse then you about that shit in the morning?
HEADRUSH_LYTS
