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El Penguino

Always in a tux!

About Me

Hello world! I'm El Penguino, but you can call me El or Penguino or Pen, whatever floats your boat! I like long walks on iceburgs, eating fish, attacking seals, surviving, swimming, sipping mango collatas, and all that good stuff! My favorite passtime is waddling and skiing if I get the chance! I am sometimes gone from my home in Antarctica for long periods of time delivering messages to my owners secret lover in the Amazon. It's a busy life, but someone has to do it! In my spare time I like meeting humans because they make me laugh! So if anyone wants to meet a real live penguin just ask me!
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Tomorrow Shield
Your Superpower is Cybernetics
Your Weakness is Crystals
Your Weapon is Your Radiation
Your Mode of Transportation is Skateboard What's your Superhero Name?

My Interests

Eating fish, swimming, all those penguiny things!Um....RENT!
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I'd like to meet:

Fish, humans, and anything else except things that want to eat me!

adopt your own virtual pet!I freed him from that horrid place know as "the lab"

Music:


Your Fortune Is
If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
Which Harry and the Potters song are you?
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Movies:

MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!!!!
You are the French Guard. Slightly off, living in an area you really don't
belong in, you lie and taunt those around you.
From all the cruel memories of your childhood,
you decide to take revenge on cute furry farm
animals. They make good cannonballs. Ppffftt!

What Monty Python Holy Grail Quest Character are You?
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Television:

In Antarctica, us penguins don't have TV, so instead me watch.... MEXICAN FOOD!
You Are Mexican Food
Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you. What Kind of Food Are You?

Books:

Penguins can't read, so instead of books.....SOME FETUSES! (or is it feti?) I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Heroes:

Morgan Freeman for narrating the movie, and all my penguin friends!-- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Family Guy Character are you?
Stewie
you are still only a baby but you want to take over the world.However, your size limits what you can do(but don't let that stop you)

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My Blog

El Tango of El Penguino

"His passion was ballroom dancing-his specialty was the tango" (Bone Collector), he was El Penguino! As a cute little Penguino it is my duty to explore new oppertunities, which is why I have taken up ...
Posted by El Penguino on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:49:00 PST

Feelings

Sappy stuff! Sappy stuff! Ok but really.....What if you feel one way about one thing but don't want to tell everyone else how you feel? What if you are forced to believe in something that contradicts ...
Posted by El Penguino on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:16:00 PST