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About Me

joe --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
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Mingle 2 -

About Me: Lets see: Well... I used to live in a double wide trailer in Prundale, CA. (Insert white trash joke here). I like to hang out with friends (watch movies, TV, play video games) so of course i'm single. I try to keep in shape by weight lifting.(My previous shape was oval, I don't want to revert to it.) I think there's a state law requiring people to tell me i'm funny, cause here in Califoria i'm told i'm funny quit a bit, but not so much in other states.
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You scored as Madonna, You are Madonna! A true diva - you do what you want when you want and how you want. If someone doesn't like what you are doing - screw 'em. All that matters is that you are true to yourself, and most everyone loves you for it!

Madonna

80%

Mariah Carey

70%

Cher

70%

Christina Aquilera

65%

Kelly Clarkson

55%

Whitney Houston

40%

Britney Spears

35%

Celine Dion

20%
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You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.
You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.
You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.
How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality QuizI am worth $2,175,270 on HumanForSale.com
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% San Diego
55% Austin
55% Honolulu
55% Portland
50% Atlanta Which American Cities Best Fit You?

My Interests

WHEN IN ROME lyrics

Code by MySpaceDirect.com People interest me. more often then not they bore me, or piss me off, but I guess people can be interesting sometimes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with at least half a brain that can entertain me. Either that, or someone to clean my house (free of charge or obligations), and no questions asked!
How to make a joe
Ingredients:
3 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Music:

I like a little bit of everything (except reggae). Call me a sellout, but i'm a top 40 whore! I also love 80's music cause it's the best decade for music ever! Anyone the disagrees with that is either too young, too old or needs a great deal of theropy.

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..NOTHING BEATS STAR WARS!!! That having been said, anything by Kevin Smith is good ( Don't write to me telling me you didn't like Jersy Girl, cause I did like it, and i don't care about your opinion anyway!) Of course The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy is also on the top of the must watch list. (Never before have so many heterosexual men secretly questioned there sexuality then after seeing Legolas in action.) Man there are too many good movies to menion so i'll also say the American Pie Trilogy and move on to the next question..... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Yoda
You are wise and a great leader. Just because you are small doesn't mean you don't have a lot of oomph behind it.

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Your Lightsaber is BlueBlue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.
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Television:

Tina Fey, thank you for making Saturday Night Live great while you were writing it! You Rock!(Well, now you "30 Rock") .. width="425" height="350" .. "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" is my new Favorite show. I like anything funny like South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Will & Grace, or Scrubs. And I get my news from The Dailyshow, and the Colbert Report, for fake news shows, they have more "truthiness" then anything else

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You're Lieutenant Jim Dangle. You wear your short shorts because you believe they give you an edge to fighting crime. You get along with everyone, but you have a special liking for Jonesy because you like his Mario Van Peeble lips.
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Books:

What's a book? I did a google search on this "book" and got over 366 million results. (that seems like a lot.) I was then able to aquire the definition to this word: "A set of written, printed, or blank pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers." So basicly it's a fancy way to say magazine. Go figure.
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Heroes:

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 94% Lex Luthor 89% Apocalypse 84% Green Goblin 83% Two-Face 79% Venom 78% Magneto 78% Mr. Freeze 76% Juggernaut 71% Mystique 71% The Joker 67% Dark Phoenix 65% Kingpin 62% Riddler 60% Catwoman 51% Poison Ivy 46% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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Image code by MySpaceDirect.com Creative People that inspire me. George Lucas, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Stan "the man" Lee, Tina Fey, DaVinci, The Waynes brothers, Mike Myers (from SNL and Austin Powers, not Halloween Character) Will Farrell, Madonna, Christopher Walken, and Samual L. Jackson, David Grahl, to name a few!Your results:
You are Superman Superman 95% Green Lantern 75% Supergirl 70% Spider-Man 65% Iron Man 65% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 55% The Flash 55% Robin 50% Hulk 45% Catwoman 45% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Blog

South Park Rules!!!!!!!!

So this new SouthPark episode has created a lot of debates. A lot of people on forums think it’s making fun of Britney and that it’s too crude. Here is the first part of the episode ...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:49:00 PST

St. Pattys Day 2007: A recap of drunkenness.

St. Patty's Day 2007: A recap of drunkenness. Going into the evening, the plan was to make it "a night to remember". I am happy to report that we succeeded. For those of you that missed out on Old to...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

TRACK . 2: BREAK THESE CHAINS OF CRAP

THAT'S IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' CHAIN BULLETINS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' SITE!!! Maybe some of you are living out a second shildhood, cause those of you reposting chain bulletins ac...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST

Lost and Found!

So I was doing a little spring cleaning today and found some items that people may have lost in my couch: - Chap stick - A bobby pin - A wrapper for big red chewing gum ...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

25 things about you!

25 Things About YOU I wanna know 25 things about you. Fill all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY) THEN COPY AND REPOST A BLANK ONE FOR YOURSELF!1...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST

More about me!

10 Favorites...Favorite Color: blueFavorite Food: Fries, popcorn, fried chickenFavorite Band/Singer: Madonna, AerosmithFavorite Song: to many to chooseFavorite Movie: Star Wars trilogies!Favorite Spor...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:00:00 PST

Reading this could save your life!

For those of you out there that didn't know this...I hate to break it to you, but "My Space" is just a web site, not a lover, friend or family member! I know that some of you get confused, and may hav...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take the friends quiz!

. You scored as Chandler. You're Chandler. The sarcastic commitment phobe. Could you BE any funnier.Chandler80_font>Rachel70_font>Monica65_font>Ross55_font>Phoebe45_font>Joey25_font>Which Friend are y...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My quiz!

Think you know Joe? Take the quiz!All about Me! ME ME ME! Madonna - Ray Of Light -->Video code provided by KEKAI BOY...
Posted by Mojito Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST