It's like this...
To be continued...
Past Headlines:
Ahh yes, it's that time of year! Everyone joins the gym and magically weighs more after 30 days. FAT PIG! :)
Not Hatin', but seriously, boyfriendz in Dallas is FUGLY.
Sarah, between you and train wreck Britney, I’d still pick Britney. Oh and you're not funny, stop trying.
OH MY! No one can cut hair in Dallas.
Husky is the male version of Thick. YOU'RE BOTH OVERWEIGHT. Stop lying to yourself and others.
Ok, enough already. The little dog sitting in your lap while you drive you car is the same as having 23 cats waiting at home. You're a creepy old Dog Lady!
Why do hot chicks pick their nose when driving? You can always tell if they get something cuase they roll down the window....... so.....gross..... WE CAN SEE THAT
Ever notice everyone counts the number of drinks they have had?
Every woman believes they are hotter than a 5.
Kim Tran must Die.
I would.....and her bald head.
A sweater tied around the waist is the female comb-over.
So, how many hooks do you have?
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Why are minivan drivers so bad at driving? I mean seriously...
Read the following out loud: I'm Sofa King Horn Knee!
I would just like to remind everyone during this national heat wave: If it's yellow let it mellow; If it's brown flush it down. Thank you for doing your part.
Hey Oak Cliff, how was the Trifecta?? HAH!
Watch out DFW; The Trifecta regroups the 15th.
All the hot chicks on here are 14!
"Women are not attracted to their equals."
"I almost nun chucked you; you don’t even realize."
"No!"
