Wine Wench McClane - ProfilesArchive

About Me

28, have an awesome job, work in the wine industry, grew up in Tulsa but now live in Dallas. I'm the wine wench. I sell wine, I taste wine, and I buy wine for a living. I'm a certified sommelier so...anything you need to know about wine...ask me, I might be able to answer. I haven't always been a wino...I started out as a singer. I studied opera and broadway in college and performed for a while after. I'd like to start performing again soon...we'll see. But for now, I'll just sing Jungle Love a lot in the shower. :-) I have many friends, the greatest husband in the world, a baby boy on the way...I love life, and I am always game for pretty much anything. I LOATHE: olives, beets, mean people, mushrooms, routine, liars, and saurkraut. I LOVE: being in love, artsy fartsy films, I.W.M., funny people, horses, and making wishes when the clock hits 11:11.

My Interests

Music, sports (football & basketball), anything to do with wine, travelling, singing, hanging with my friends, and meeting new ones.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent and interesting peeps. And these two:
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Music:

I dig all kinds of music.Who do I dig the most? Beth Hart, Jonny Lang, David Gray, Death Cab, The Killers, Anna Nalick, Sarah McLachlan, Amos Lee, Lemon Jelly, The Shawn Fussell Band, Tool, APC, Groove Armada, David Bowie, Howie Day, Jack Johnson, DJ Tiesto, Audioslave, Ella Fitzgerald, and Michael Buble Take the quiz:
What Musical Are You?

Cats
You're Cats! You're always up to something new, but it almost always ends happily. You tend to be scatter brained at times, but you're popular and every one loves to be around you.

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Movies:

Some of my favorites: Love Actually, The Jersey Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Serenity, Mirrormask, Team America, All of Mel Brooks' movies (especially Young Frankenstein..."Vood you like zum varm milk?"), The Bourne Identity, Moulin Rouge, Van Wilder, Pride and Prejudice (the BBC version with Colin Firth of course)

Television:

Grey's Anatomy.I loooooves me some Lost. So what do you think? Are they all dead?

Books:

Last read: Augusten Burroughs' "Running With Scissors"...fabulous.

Heroes:

My Blog

New MENSA Words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. He...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

The Art of Showing Pure Incompetence at an Unwanted Task

To learn something at the office can be difficult. But to refrain from learning something requires years of practice and refinement.It's an office skill that Steven Crawley finds indispensable. "The i...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

A Baby's Choice

This is the sweetest poem ever. This is for all you moms and moms-to-be.Did you ever think, dear Mother,As the seeds of me you sowed,As you breathed new life inside of meand slowly watched me gr...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

HUH????

IT'S SNOWING. Seriously.Snowing???It was 84 degrees 3 days ago.
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

yeah

I really like being married.That's all.
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Random Stuff

So...we have 124 days (and counting) until our little baby boy will be here, at least that's when he's supposed to make his entrance...or should I say exit? I really think I want to move to New Mexico...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Water vs Wine

Water vs Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacter...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Life is Good...

I heard the baby's heartbeat last night.I saw its little face on the ultrasound.Ian finally found me banana popsicles after searching high and low. And I got some really cute new maternity cloth...
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

WTF?

I just took a shower...went outside to my car....and started sweating. It's November 9th, AND I'M SWEATING?
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

I got a new loft downtown

I'm so excited I could just spit.*ptooey*!
Posted by Wine Wench McClane on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST