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About Me

I am a stylist/server/bartender/dancer/actor/singer. On a more personal note, I'm a vegetarian that misses meat WAAAY too much. I hate that.... For any more info call my agency, BLOC 323-954-7733 or Brass Artists 310-246-2486 Heh. Obama08. check out www.callawayimages.com New Janet Video. I'm totally in it!

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Static

My Interests

Improv Comedy, Sketch comedy, straight people sex.... and sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

funny people, pete doherty and amy winehouseAmy sings REHAB and LOVE IS A LOSING GAME

Music:

sweet ass beats that make me want to shake a tailfeather.Blast from the past.... ooooh its so NYASTEEE!! .. width="425" height="350" .. ONLY THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME!!!! I was 5...... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Silence of the lambs, i heart huckabees, kung fu films, city of god, fargo, resevoir dogs, the kill bills, jim carey movies, will ferrell movies, mystic river, sleepers, collateral, freida, before night falls, most movies by pedro almodovar and innaritu, Tarantino is great, i love documentaries, and movie musicals....

Television:

In my fantasies, Monty Python, SNL, Kids In The Hall, Ab Fab, the Carol Burnett Show and MadTV would all have their own channel and they would play CONSTANTLY.

Books:

I look at pretty pictures in magazines.... I should probably read sometime soon.

Heroes:

Lennon, Marley, King Jr, my mom (since my dad is being a real douche right now) and my grandparents that aren't dead......... Jonte is my hero width="425" height="350" .. And last but not least.... my long lost baby sister. enjoy

My Blog

"friends"

What happen to the good ol days, when you would make plans with people and it would happen?? Nowadays, with texting, emailing and lack of one on one contact, people you call, "friends" don't...
Posted by p money on Mon, 26 May 2008 03:27:00 PST

i just noticed

I wonder why I only post blogs on Valentines day and thanksgiving...... huh. weird.
Posted by p money on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

valentines day

It's valentine's day at 420am.... (smoke time....) and I'm here sitting on the floor, of my los angeles apartment, having just scrubbed my entire kitchen, which is now squeaky clean. AN...
Posted by p money on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:28:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by p money on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:39:00 PST

Food

The story has it that, Chinese travellers walked across the Berian straits thru Alaska and settled in the land that we call North America. Then they became the Native Americans. So technically, those ...
Posted by p money on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:42:00 PST

thanksgiving letter

Dear Meat, With the Holidays coming around, I just wanted to write you a letter to apologize for neglecting you. We have totally had an on and off relationship for over a decade now, and at this point...
Posted by p money on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

Valentine's day

Who the fuck is Valentine? and where can I beat him down??So. Love huh? I'm guessing it's pretty good if soooo many people are celebrating it on the 14th day of February. Now that I think about it, I ...
Posted by p money on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

the truth

I love Christmas because I get to visit family. And whenever I visit family.... I know I'll make a little money, get some free shit, and eat like I don't give a fuck about carbs. THANKS MOMMY!
Posted by p money on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

stealing from the poor

So..... recently my life has taken a few dumps on me. Not those nice easy logs that just slip out of your ass, but the nasty diarrheatic explosions that splash back up onto your butt. Monday night, my...
Posted by p money on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

the wrath of thanksgiving

So, it was thanksgiving on thursday.... a day to realize how much I have not achieved. Having to explain my lack of success was really the highlight of my thanksgiving. I am, however, thankf...
Posted by p money on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:02:00 PST