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Your old pal David here

women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship- sharon stone

About Me

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Name: David Hewitt
Birthdate: 2 5 84
Birthplace: Charlotte
Current Location: See above
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 3
Weight: 145 or so
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hell no. i fly solo
Overused Phraze: Motherfucker!
FAVORITES
Food: grilled ham and cheese sandwich
Candy: pez
Number: dont have one
Color: forest green
Animal: chimpanzee
Drink: sweet tea
Alcohol Drink: run and coke
Bagel: n/a
Letter: n/a
Body Part on Opposite sex: ass, chest, legs, stomach, face
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: bk
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocoate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: either
Love or Money: yes to both
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: living across the street from a park
Best phyiscal feature: you tell me
First Thought Waking Up: damn, its early
Goal for this year: get out of CPCC
Best Friends: Gabe, Thomas, Liz, Nathan, Dan, Patrick
Weakness: my hubris
Fears: spiders
Heritage: im a honky
Longest relationship: 7 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: thanks to the brother, yes
Ever beaten someone up: haha, yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont care
Favorite Hair Color: blondes or brunettes are for me
Short or Long: dont care
Height: Either really short or really tall
Style: preppy
Looks or Personality: both are a must
Hot or Cute either
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs, alcohol is cool though
Muscular or Really Skinny: i like thin gals
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few
What country do you want to Visit: any but france
How do you want to Die: quickly and painlessly
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Get along with your Parents: generally
Health Freak: nah
Do you think your Attractive: hell yeah
Believe in Yourself: yeah
Want to go to College: im in college, so yes
Do you Smoke: i try not too
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: i try to
Been in Love: doubtful
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: eventually
Do you want Children: same as above
Have your future kids names planned out: no, im a guy
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it a while ago
Hate anyone: tom cruise
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Interests

being awesome

I'd like to meet:

Zack Morris, Pac-Man, Xena (the warrior princess), L. Ron Hubbard (He was bright enough to create a bogus religion and have all these idiots believe in it), and pretty much anyone else who isn't emo or a dirty fucking hippie

Music:

I like a nice mix of various musical styles. Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Outkast, Journey, Def Leppard, Bloodhound Gang, CCR, The Who, Billy Joel, Elton John, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Wolfmother, Nelace (check his page, its good stuff and he's a good friend of mine, so be a champ and check it out), and of course the old school, underground *NSYNC. before they sold out and went main stream.

Movies:

Star Wars, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Debbie Does Dallas, Big Breasted Bimbos #4, Waiting, Intolerable Cruelty, Office Space, Anchorman, Old School, What Dreams May Come, many more

Television:

Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, the original Power Rangers, Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, That 70's Show, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me

Heroes:

Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, The Punisher, The Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and any dude who just randomly enters a diner and starts playing a guitar and singing some strange song that magically addresses all the problems in my life (i'm talking about you, John Tesh)!

My Blog

I HATE TOM

i think im gonna be kicked off myspace soon.  i sent tom a rather rude message that completly blasphamized his stupid fucking website.  i hate tom and i am not toms friend.  so if you d...
Posted by Your old pal David here on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:07:00 PST

blogs?

at this point in time, i must say that i hate blogs.  right now i will claim that i will never post another blog here, but i assure you that when i get bored i will be posting more.  all in ...
Posted by Your old pal David here on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:48:00 PST