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muffymace

ffuckk. asss.

About Me

funny and im good at art and i like the NFL, heineken and spliffs and reggae music. free Jah Cure.

My Interests

art. painting . oddities. celtic folklore. legends. peace. NFL. anything funny. savin the children. surfing. giving the finger. space&time&infinity. the moon. witches. making fun of idiots/twits . inventing new words. jammin to jungle BOH. sayin things that are innapropriate like "fuck this" and "liquor and dancing is for slutty indians". sillyness. throwing bags of milk off Cal's balcony. talkin about nothing. guns. goin to africa. stickin it to the man. love. rollin big fatties n gettin stoned like a mudcaked hippy. beaches, the sea and fish-espeacially seahorses and star fish are bomb. coffee and timbits. childhood. hollerin back. holdin it down. horoscopes. nails did proper. heavy-weight boxing. ghosts. the pyramids. people who are genuine. the collective insanity of the human race. gambling. nerds. kharma. fate. dreams.

I'd like to meet:

jimmys.war amps.original gangstas.losers who call beers "cold ones". stocky bull-dykes. bastards. slutty senior citizens.potential sugar daddys from the UK. bill cosby.Scott Bao(charles in charge guy) sexy jungle mcs. Dida. NFL quarterbacks/running backs/wide receivers, Horny carnies and their busted inbred kids. shit-hawks and full-on midgets(you know the ones). the man/woman of my drizzeams.

Music:

2pac my favourite artist since ferever.Rip yer face jungle Bass&Drum beats .. Reggae Jah Cure b king my opinion .. Joyride Riddim smashes my head, TOK, Buju, Barrington etc Alltime best song 2 me iz STAYIN ALIVE.. or maybe HOW DO U WANT IT by 2Pac but that all bein said i love off OLD METTALICA gypsy kings ISAAC HAYES gladys knight and the pips DIGABLE PLANETS jamiroquai STEVIE WONDER michael jackson . west coast gangsta rap ICE CUBE easy e KURUPT snoop n gfunk DRE holds er the fuck down still. I hate the beatles and madonna the most.

Movies:

labrynth. david bowie and a bunch of trolls gettin down in a big ass maze bein tricksters. All bustin out lil dance rifs...espeacially the tiny catapillar guy with the english accent and little tuff of yellow hair on the top of his wee head. Best in show.tastefull midget softcore porns are good if you're stoned(laughing equivalent=1000000000 sit-ups. Mothman prophecies.Oldskool (any will farrell) peices of april. Manon et la source. charlie n the chocolate factory (old 1). clue

Television:

********NFL sundays/mon nites***********. Coronation street. . dave chappelle .shows about ocean life. sponge bob. cheers.

Books:

skoob is books backwards.skoooob

Heroes:

mama&dad. nelson mandella. princess di. whoever has driven me home on whatever occasion even if i dont know yer names or what u look like or how i got home the time u drove me...

My Blog

ode to muma & dad Lehna

If you 2 only knew how much i love you there wouldn't be any need for me to say it. but i do say it - all the time - because i do love you both unconditionally for the rest of my life. I think about...
Posted by muffymace on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST