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alicia

rock and roll doesn't come from your heart, it comes from your crotch!

About Me

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My Interests

beards, pirates and other one-eyed things, sleep-overs,pistachio ice cream, grape soda, polaroid cameras, easy bake ovens, sunglasses, hilarity, pretending i'm french

I'd like to meet:

What Alicia needs is an ominationed voice to illuminate and spotlight her. And to inform everyone.. ...that this one has value. This one, standing behind the counter in the card store. And to find her counterpart.. ...and bring him to her.i'd like to meet: sexy rock nerds.

Music:

i love bands, especially pretty ones.

Movies:

i've seen every movie at rogers. "do you guys want some want some cake? it's free cake. it's rogers cake."

Television:

the rick mercer report, criminal minds, clean sweep, cityline

Books:

"i like you - hospitality under the influence" amy sedaris

Heroes:

peter walsh, amy sedaris, stella, luella, and nigella

My Blog

love song for jim

jim cuddy came in to the store today. he is very, very handsome. the whole time i was praying that my ipod would make blue rodeo come on just so he would wink at me knowingly. i'd blush and pretend...
Posted by alicia on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

bleeding eyes

as my crippling insomnia continues, some things have become clear...tiny cups of mandarin oranges are delightful. i found a mysetrious case of them in the fridge at work. then i drank them like litt...
Posted by alicia on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

awake is the new sleep

reasons i can't sleep:-scary japanese dinosaur shark-jack twist doesn't know how to quit ennis del mar-freshly washed pillowcases smell too much like fabric softenerthings i saw at no frills today:-a ...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

apply within

Scorpio - Your Love ProfileYour positive traits:You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wantedLoyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your loverYou are mysterious and ch...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

fuck you mr. postman

today in the mail i received the following:-a wedding invitation-a big envelope with "STILL SINGLE???" written on it-a victoria's secret catalogi like to call that the suicide sampler....
Posted by alicia on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

the resolution solution 2007

it's that time of again friends - new year's day - a day of sloth and reflection. looking forward to the year ahead, i've been thinking of possible resolutions that may help eliminate some of my tro...
Posted by alicia on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

santa comes early

it finally happened. apple martin junior - a gleaming, white MacBook that i love more than beards - came into my life on december 20th. she has already improved my quality of life by 400%. i love ho...
Posted by alicia on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

where have you been all my life?

so as per usual, i was a "little" late for take off on this whole "you tube" situation (thanks peen).  my life is officially over.  i've been watching dane cook specials for 7 hours.  i...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

paint me a wish on a velvet sky

it has become painfully clear over the last three months that i have once again chosen to persue the exact opposite of what i should be doing with my life.  what was i thinking?  making oran...
Posted by alicia on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

buy me a present

as many of know, or will soon be alerted by myspace birthday reminders, my birthday is quickly approaching!  being 25 wasn't so great, but i have high hopes for 26 starting with some glamourously...
Posted by alicia on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST