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Kris

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

About Me



by yours truly...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Watcha got?

I'd like to meet:

Artists, musicians, poets, sideshow freaks, writers, philosophers, chicken fuckers, inventors, innovators, movers, shakers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, whores, wretches, seekers, finders, pirates, geniuses, perverts,... HONEST PEOPLE.I DO NOT want to meet: Idiots, liars, simpletons, fascists, bigots, fanatics, religious zealots, web cam whores, thieves, the blissfully ignorant, Adam Sandler, Dr. Phil, or anyone suffering from sugar coated, bullshit delusions.

Music:

I enjoy a variety of music which is generally NOT heard coming from some asshole's cell phone or in the soundtrack of a car commercial.

Movies:



Television:

Television is the sugar cube in your Master's hand.

Books:

Where do I start? READ people... READ!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

It could be you... but probably not.

My Blog

Anything can happen on Halloween.

.... if ONLY that were true. Sigh...... but I digress... Happy Halloween kids!!!! I hope you all have a fantabulous time this evening. Have fun, be safe, don't kill anyone who doesn't deserve it, watc...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:36:00 PST

Sarah Palin.... a M.I.L.F.?

I had thought of writing about what a terrifying scenario having Palin in the white house would be. I had considered pointing out how categorically unqualified she is, how dishonest, ineffectual, back...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:26:00 PST

The Story of My Life

Chapter 1, part 1On the first day, I was born.         & nbsp;         & nbsp;     &nbs...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:03:00 PST

Lost

.... And the moon which had once shined so brightly, went dull and came crashing down into the sea. There, it went completely dark and sank into the murky depths, taking with it, all it's empty promis...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:55:00 PST

We all play the part of the Stooge at one time or another...

Stooge... get it? Well..... I'm glad I find me amusing anyway. LOL! ;)...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:47:00 PST

In Dreams

In dreams, I walk with you.......
Posted by Kris on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:19:00 PST

Attention Music Aficionados!!!!!!!

I'm looking for a track entitled "Blue Kat" in any available format, MP3, WAV, CD, Vinyl, etc.... The song was performed by Chuck Rio & The Originals and was recorded in the late 1950s. This song was ...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:57:00 PST

Petty Gripe no. 0001

Good evening friends, family, loved ones, well wishers, and the like. Tonight I'm addressing a petty annoyance of a myspace nature. Specifically I'm talking about the people who make fake band pages. ...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:41:00 PST

Cold Blooded Gems: Exotic Pets (a review)

About a week or so ago I received a friend request from Cold Blooded Gems: Exotic Pets. Cold Blooded Gems is an independently owned exotic pet shop which specializes in the sale, trade, and care for r...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST

CHILDREN

This one is for you breeders, you parents... those of you who have chosen to bring children into this world. I'm not going tell you how to raise your child, or how to be a good parent, or anything of ...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:25:00 PST