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Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam

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About Me

If you’re reading this then you either know me or want to know me. Either way, I’m cool with that. If you’re on my friends list then you are a true friend and I love you. This is my personal page and I’m VERY selective about who I put on here. I do have another page (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SUPERTOEJAM1) that I do promotions and other junk on. It has just under eleventeen billion friends.
Now for some random stuff about me:
Me and God…we tight. I like to take pictures. I write songs. I love the way my grandmothers house smells. I can probably eat more than you. I love alcohol and you’ll never see me drink beer because it reminds me of piss. I love zombie movies more than you do. I never sing. If you’ve heard me sing you’re lucky…or unlucky depending on your point of view. I wish I had a larger vocabulary. I can’t spell worth a poop. I can rhyme almost anything. I hate when people ask me to rhyme silver or orange. I can’t lick my elbow and neither can you. Blue Kool-Aid scares me. My wife is a great cook and that’s why I’m fat. I woke up one morning and decided to not cut my hair for two years. I just cut my hair. I laugh when I see myself naked…you would too. I swear the water was cold. I have an illegal X-box. I sell tons of stuff on EBay. I pretty much live at Goodwill. I have and ex-girlfriend that has the same name as an old pro wrestler. I know NOTHING about cars. I’m truly terrified of cows for no reason whatsoever. I like to pick flowers. I know what Prada is and know how to spot a fake. I listen to every type of music and I don’t care if you don’t like it. My children laughing are the best music in the world. I’m a great kisser. I have some grey hair and I’ll punch you if you make fun of it. I’m lying; I don’t care if you make fun of me. I have a dirty sense of humor. I love cartoons. I like to run. I hate the smell of fishing. I can rap. I can tell stories that make people cry…with laughter. I love to poop. You do too, but you’re afraid to admit it. I cry if I kill anything. I can see both sides of almost any subject even if I don’t agree with you. I think abortion is the most disgusting and horrible thing ever…but I won’t tell you you don’t have the right to make up your own mind if you want to get one. I talk to God. I believe in aliens. I love to read. DaVinci Code was fiction and I loved it. Farting still makes me laugh. I think if a doctor performs a partial birth abortion they just purchased a first class ticket to Hell. As an adult I’ve never pooped my pants. I’m scared of heights and climb telephone poles for a living. I love Myspace. I have ADD. I love naps. I love movies that make me cry. I’m a sucker for a well-written song. Rebecca Justice laughed at my singing 12 years ago…and I haven’t sung since. Really. I’m not afraid of snakes, mice, lizards, fish or anything like that. I will scream like a little girl if a wasp or bee gets near me. I hate condoms. I couldn’t live without my cell phone. I’m a VERY good swimmer. I stopped playing my drums for over 10 years. I LOVE roller coasters. I’m scared of heights if I’m not in control. I always wanted a daughter named Cynthia Breeanne. I think brown eyes are the best. I prefer small breasts to large ones unless I’m talking about chicken. I think a woman wearing a T-shirt, sweat pants and a hat is the sexiest thing God ever created. I collect scrap gold. I like video games but hardly ever play them I love the smell of fresh cut grass and tomato plants. I miss my Grandfather. I have purchased two engagement rings in my lifetime. I love to spend all day in the kitchen making different things. My Jell-O shots are the shit. I can stare at stars forever. I like kittens better than puppies. I have a pair of pants that look like an old man should only wear them…and I love to wear them. I hate the smell of smoke on someone’s breath. I hate to brush my teeth…but I do it. I’m paranoid about body odor. Having to pee really bad and finally getting to go is one of the coolest sensations ever. I love gum. I don’t like guns. I feel bad if I kill anything. I’m sorta fascinated by fire. I love educational television. I like more different kinds of music than most people. I refuse to eat Chicken McNuggets after an animal rights video I watched online freaked me out. I am probably better at trivia games than you are. I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii. I know a lot of things about a lot of different subjects that don’t make any difference in this world one way or another. If I won the lottery I would travel. I used to be a good bowler. I think golf is fun but stupid. I like watching baseball. I rode a elephant once. I’d never let someone take nude pictures of me…but I’d take them of you. I keep keys if I don’t know what they go to. I’ve never worn a thong. Lips are important to me. I know nothing about electricity. Thunderstorms fascinate me…as long as I know I’m safe.I have secrets. No I don’t. Yes I do…

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My Blog

Isn’t She Lovely?

"Isn't She Lovely?"She sees the world in a different lightNo gray in her rainbowsIt doesn't matter if it's day or nightIt's always bright wherever she goesIf you're lucky enough to get to hold her han...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:18:00 PST

I Can't LIve This Anymore

I truly want you to be happyBut why the hell can't that be with me?I'd like to say I don't know what I'm feelin'But the truth is it's just so real anI just can't walk away.I think about youDream about...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Memories and ashes(Broken)

What once was Was beautiful The past is the past and I know that nowI am a broken manAshamed, I crawl before you now.Forgive me Forgive meI'm brokenBy these memories and ashes on my handsI know in my ...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

What Kind of Man? (For my son.)

What kind of man will you grow up to be? Will you be one who plows the land?Or will you sail the seven seas?When you put your tiny hand in mineI do believe...You'll be more of a man that I've grown up...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

You still Give Me Butterflies

You still give -me butterflies Even after all these years have raced byWhen I look deep into your eyesIt's true&You still give me butterflies&-You still take my breath away-I stumble through what wor...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Extinguish the Embers (My High School break up song.)

Assume nothing...you're probably wrong. To mutch to post here, just ask me.Extinguish the EmbersI have toExtinguish the embersBecauseI still remember The flameOh&the flameIn my dreams I still hold you...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

Dancing With Jesus(revised) For a passed loved one.

Dancing With JesusCalled home just in timeSeems to soon for you and IBut she's dancing with Jesus tonight.Held her hand so close,Never wanted to let go, But she's dancing with Jesus tonight.&Just clos...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Me Again... (I forgot I wrote this, and don't remember writing it.)

Me again&There must be something moreSomething I've been looking for But there I go trying to ignoreThe flutter in my heart again.Even though I know it's you&-And I want to let you back through.I let ...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Middle of that Field. (How to let Jesus find you.)

I wrote this to be performed as a rap song. It's also the first time I've ever written a rap song. It's based on truth so if you'd like to talk about it...I'd love to.Middle of that fieldIn the Middle...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Bring Down the Moon. (Daddys Song) -One of my favorite ever...

I'm not a little girl, never have been. I wrote this after seeing a picture in a book of a man with a ladder reaching the moon. It's by Eric Carle and it's a kids book. READ IT.Bring Down the Moon. (D...
Posted by Mike Vititoe - AKA Supertoejam on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST