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Shayne

I never did get along with everybody else.

About Me

    I'm a six-year-old in a twenty-year-old's body, and it works damn well for me.Apparently, I am a quotable card stand.I'm pretty sure that I was made for Angelina Jolie.I'd rather bathe in blood than see someone spit.I have an unusually sexual attraction to computers, cell phones, and motorcycles.I was raised by David Bowie.I sing the wrong words to songs if I think my words sound better.I love to talk, but am just as interested in what others have to say.I have absolutely no talents...unless you count dressing myself.I don't like chocolate or flowers, so fuck off, Valentine's Day!I'm a little too into Chili's.

My Interests

Music:

David Bowie | 311 | Third Eye Blind | Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers | Fiona Apple | Shivaree | Maroon 5 | Authority Zero | John Butler Trio | Johnny Cash | Muse | Mad Caddies | Frank Sinatra | Tom Petty | The Doors | No Doubt | M.I.A. | Janet Jackson | Steve Miller Band |

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange | Labyrinth | Wizards | The Dark Crystal | Closer | Original Sin | Mr. and Mrs. Smith | Bulworth | Cleopatra | Sweet November | Carmen Jones | Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Muppets Treasure Island | Queen of the Damned | Evita | Cruel Intentions | Rocky Horror Picture Show | The Emperor's New Groove | The Fifth Element | Wife .vs. Secretary | Dream Wife | My Fair Lady | Anchorman |

Television:

The Critic | National Geographic Channel | The History Channel | Invader Zim | Comedy Central | The Brak Show | Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law | Law & Order | Aeon Flux | TCM | Home Movies | Futurama |

Heroes:

Jack McCoy | Dr. Zahi Hawass | Jean-Luc Picard | Angelina Jolie |

My Blog

I HATE CHRISTMAS

Nothing's open. We all have brand-new Christmas money and nothing's fucking open.It's like god-damned Utah.Christ....
Posted by Shayne on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

WHY I SHOULDN'T LIVE ALONE

I just yelled "Chococat, you are so cuuuute!" at one of my socks....Of course, it has a picture of Chococat on it, but I just don't know if that excuses the fact that I TALKED to my SOCK....=o /...
Posted by Shayne on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:52:00 PST