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Ster-Lo

I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning.

About Me

Well if I must...

Although I understand that if you are reading this you must be bored.

Anyway - my name is Sterling, more precisely Sterling Moss Hamilton. For the last time...yes it's my real name...not some random name I made up just to be different like so many other people who like to change their names...this is what I was given. :P

I am currently 20 years old - living in Reno & Carson City. I am attending my second year at UNR while working at Great Basin Internet Services as their web master (someone please let me know if they are looking for a web master and are willing to pay $15.00 an hour - I need a change).

And on a side note - Dear Lord baby Jesus, I thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two addictions, games, and procrastination, or hobbies as I like to call them. And of course my red hot smokin' girl Shayne, who is a stone cold fox.

And yeah...I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
What more can I say about myself?

Anyway if you don't know where any of those lines are from...shame on you!

Yeah I have my own song...

I basically spend my days going to school - being with my girl - hanging with random friends - doing random things - going to Chillis - sitting at work doing what I want instead of being the web designer and graphic artists like I am supposed to be and generally trying to be funnier than I really am.

So yeah - that's basically it...well I am like 6 ft - Green eyes - brown curly hair - currently I am quite unshaven - and I wear flippity flops...a lot...I mean...a whole friggin lot.

Well thanks for taking the time to read this pathetic excuse for an "about me" - I hope you don't think less of me...and if you do...I don't really care...because...I'm an asshole...

Oh and the main games that I play are World Of Warcraft, Elder Scrolls IV, Battlefield 2142 (not 1942), and when the following come out they will consume my life...SPORE and Team Fortress.

My Interests

Well my current interests are as follows and are in no particular order:

    Music Movies Games Money People Sex Life Education Innovation Technology Hanging Out

I'd like to meet:

Well I would like to meet cool, funny, intelligent, well off, very attractive, people...but I will settle for cool and funny - since I don't know many people with all of those qualities.

I have some simple rules:

I don't hang with chumps...by that I mean if you're dumb and I am not amused by it...I don't want to hang with you.

I don't bail on my friends...that doesn't mean I won't leave your ass hanging to dry if I have shit to do - but it does mean that if we were real friends and we hadn't talked for 3 months and you get kicked out of your house - I will probably let you crash for a little bit...

I don't hang with free-loaders...I earn my way...if your spoiled...fine that's not exactly your fault...but as long as you simply don't say "Hey I am just going to depend on someone else's wealth for the rest of my life." I won't
1: Kill you
2: Think your a chump (see rule 1)

I don't care if your attractive really. I do care if your not attractive and you act like your the shit. But one thing I want to make clear...if your unattractive...please understand that just because you think I am a nice guy doesn't mean I want to be with you. That may sound shallow...but deal with it...we all have our standards...and there should be nothing wrong with that.

If you want to go do something random like hike up a mountain or hang upside down from a bridge...I am down...just as long as I am sure that I won't be dead.

Basically I believe everyone has the potential to be cool and worth while...unfortunately I also see that plenty of people have just tossed this possibility out the window.

Anyway that's who I want to meet.

Movies:

Well since I have quite a few movies that I really like - I will just list a few here and when I get bored I will stop:

    Snakes on a Plane (Best Movie Ever Made) V For Vendetta Underworld I & II Lord of War Beer Fest The Matrix (The Original) Blade (The Original) Spartakis Gladiator Pearl Harbor Band of Brothers

And now I am bored...so if you really want to talk about movies...you should just talk to me.

Television:

I used to not really watch television but lately I catch it either every night or everyother night.

I have been watching Futurama, Family Guy, Naruto, Attack of the Show, The Daily Show...

I pretty much only watch G4 - and Comedy Central

Books:

Well I have read alot of books - but a few did stand out.

The Harry Potter is good - I look forward to the next book, and it only can be considered childish if you can consider the lord of the rings childish. Just because a book is about children doesn't mean it is only for children.

Which brings me to another great book - Ender's Game, a book I really like for many reasons which I feel like discussing another time.

Other books that I read involve Oreilly Books on what ever, from programming and what not. I recently read Gilgamesh which was pretty decent and The Book Of The Dead, which gave me some insight to the cultures and beliefs of ancient (and some of modern) Egypt.

I also enjoyed the Artemis Foul Series.

I have read many books but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment.

Heroes:

First off...let me say...Steve Erwin will not be in this list...for I do not doubt he was a good man...but he was no special man...and it angers me that he gets more recognition for dieing by stingray than Richard Pryor's death.

One of my all time heros is my Dad, it's cheesy but he pretty much has worked his butt off for a real long time raising my ass and raising my sister. Maried 3 times having 4 kids, and 3 surviving aint that bad. Go Dad.

Another hero is my cousin Seth...he is a pretty smooth guy, tall guy with black wavy hair who plays video games, swing dances, programs, and can kick the shit out of most people I know. Been a while since I have seen him.

I don't believe in having heros I cannot relate to, and heros that are not real. I have admiration and desire similarity to those who aren't real but I do not consider them heros. So those are my two real heros. Here you will not see anyone from 9-11 because I infact knew no one who was there (or knew them well anyway) and you will not see any generalities...like the people who lived the the holocaust.

And last but not least - my big sister Evanie for making it through life and being through more than most, getting married and having my nieces. Hey - you paved the way - now show them youngins how life is lived!

My Blog

My New Song

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Posted by Ster-Lo on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

More Me! Can You Handle It?

Ok so after that gay ass title, heres more shit you probably don't care about :) 200. My middle name is: Moss 199: I was born on: October 24th, 86 198. I am a: Freak. 197. my cell phone company is: ...
Posted by Ster-Lo on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:21:00 PST

a little bit about me

. About You . . Eye Color: Green / Dark Blue - depending on how tired I am :) Hair Color: Brown, and curly as hell Height: 6 or so Favorite Color: Blue. Screen Name: darkparable1986 - aim ...
Posted by Ster-Lo on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST

Multi Posting!

Well it has been some time since I last posted.Here are some events that heppend recently:My car was broken into while I was over at Shayne's on x-mas night, and they stole my faceplate for my stereo ...
Posted by Ster-Lo on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:58:00 PST