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About Me

Who me?
Gentlestrongkindsmartgoofydiabolicalsubtleshynueroticandlovi ng Evil Queen, I s'pose...
Peekaboo Kills...
My kinda people:
"I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education." - Tallulah Bankhead
"I'm the dish that ran away with the spoon..." - Mamie Cullers
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation--the other eight are unimportant..." - Henry Miller
"If I had only known; I would have been a locksmith..." - Albert Einstein
"God, the horror of being ordinary." - Martin Amis
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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
"You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style..." - Vladimir Nabokov
"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania. "
- Dorothy Parker
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My pirate name is: Bloody Ethel Roberts Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Sun Sign: Capricorn
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I'd like to meet:

President Clinton & Vice President Obama 2008
"Trend Chaser. Booze Hound. Fashion Whore. Aaabsolutely!"

Movies:

Secretary, Wings of Desire, Annie Hall, Napoleon Dynamite, Ma Vie En Rose, Wigstock, The Big Sleep, Kirosawa's Dreams, Pulp Fiction, About a Boy, Four Weddings, The Spanish Prisoner, State&Main, Little Voice, Remains of The Day, Hannah & Her Sisters, Damage, Rope, Billion Dollar Hotel, Garden State, Bringing Up Baby, His Girl Friday, Donnie Darko...

Television:

Mulberry, Rome, The Politician's Wife, Home Movies, Six feet Under Finale, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Coupling, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls(shuttit!), FireFly, AbFab, Entourage (mmm...Jeremy...)

Books:

The end all, be all, soaring, exquisite, sexy, lyrical, hilarious, poignant,
brilliant book of all time:
Ada by Vladimir Nabokov
And then there's Palimpsest by this pretty boy...

also liked Vikram Seth's Suitable Boy and of course, Lolita's language is lusciously edible.
Burr
Rushdie's Fury is breathtaking;
Parker's female characters are heartbreaking;
and Virginia's Mrs. Dalloway -- to embody an orchid with the etheral, fading qualities of a saint....this is Mrs. Dalloway.
(Sigh...) too many books
Hell for me would be being Burgess Meredith in the Twilght Zone when he breaks his glasses....

My Blog

dreaming of st. petersburg...

"Yawwn..." Took a little catnap this afternoon and woke up with a longing. Did you know, one ticket to the balcony of the Bolshoi ballet is 44 dollars? or that a train ride across the city ...
Posted by Oh. on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:04:00 PST

manic little mozart

"I danced myself right out the womb....I danced myself right out the womb... is it strange to dance so soon...is it strange to dance so soon?"- T.Rex Second reading of my new show, "The Love Talker" t...
Posted by Oh. on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:42:00 PST

other side of the bed...

"i see skies of blue and clouds of white...and i think to myself, what a wonderful world..."arousal-induced insomnia yawwwn... so sleepy, my eyelids itch... storm clouds on the horizon... that or newl...
Posted by Oh. on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

Day 1: I AM SO BORED!!!!!

If I have to hear one more simpering pseudo-adolescent mention food, dieting, their car or a "reality" tv show over the water cooler again -- somebody's head is coming off. I fucking mean it-- I used ...
Posted by Oh. on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Happy Endings are still endings...

And as I hugged Christiane, my co-producer goodbye last night with an until we meet again kind of a sadness, I can officially let go of Odd Couple and being Oscar Madison and bill stressing and "Is ev...
Posted by Oh. on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

On Producing...

On Producing:"It's a prizefight. Get off the stool, take your beating, go back to your corner, rest, and take a beating again. Believe in your own talent. Marry well...." - Bruce Paltrow(Sigh.....
Posted by Oh. on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST

Uhm....sleepy kitty now, please...

Just sending blessing out to you all -- I know I haven't been around much in the last couple months b/c of Odd Couple FV, but we open this week & the response has been phenomenal -- "Get ya ticket...
Posted by Oh. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

OCFV Party: Shameless Self-Promotion...

So the gang's roaring & gossiping & slinging down bloodys & martinis at Hamburger Mary's Sunday Brunch in West Hollywood, when somebody pipes up -- "Damn! We throw a slammin' party!"So, ye...
Posted by Oh. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Women!

Uhm... This is sooo fucked up... Women are fucking crazier than Hitler... And we live longer. I dunno -- I am completely horrified for our gender & feeling kinda Kick-Ass at th...
Posted by Oh. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

living the absurd...

so.had a car accident. my pretty little convertible totalled. Hurt my knees a little but i'm okay. yep.i'mfine...hmph...funny,got fired today. couldn't fulfill my duties anymore, ya see.got hired toda...
Posted by Oh. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST