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About Me

I will like you if you're nice, act like I do even if you're a dick, but will just plain kick your ass if you take my Coors. I also like to drink ice tea and eat strawberries from time to time. My father thinks I'm crazy, my mother calls me lazy, in junior high I had a crush on a beautiful girl named Hazey. Her sister drives a truck for pay, I had some friends she liked to lay, they roped some steers and rode some broncs and that is why I skate today!

My Interests

FIRES, SKATEBOARDING

I'd like to meet:

Paul Reubens

Music:

Chris ledoux, Charlie Pride, Simon and Garfunkel, Frankie goes to Hollywood, anything CTH, Stevie Knicks, Willie Nelson, Cat Stevens, Steppenwolf, Gordon Lightfoot, Eighties butt rock, 90's rap, and of course Johnny Cash. Pull on it!

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The outlaw Josey Whales, Blind Video Days, Hokus Pokus, The AZ video, Any thing with "Mild Mannered" in it, and yes, you guessed it, "dumb and Dumber".

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm, Chapelles show, Sienfeld, The history channel, the discovery channel, IFC.

Books:

Lonesome Dove, the Celestine Prophecy, and les I forget "The Giving Tree" by Shell Silverstein.

Heroes:

CTH, Matt Hensley, Jason Lee, Adolph Coors, and the good lord for giving us the Maple tree.

My Blog

That damn cherry tree

Down by the cherry tree, That's where she showed it to me. It was hairy and black and it had a big crack, And it looked like a jungle to me. So I whipped out my hairy banana, Shoved it right up t...
Posted by COWBOY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one of my poems

An old fellow once said to a traveling young man, Take this to heart, with a grain in your hand. The fury's of today will be gone tomorrow, Don't aquire to much, leave room to borrow. Hold your head h...
Posted by COWBOY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Using a rake for a shovel

I dug a hole once. It wasn't much fun.
Posted by COWBOY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST