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DIS POSE ABLE

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About Me

Hey world........I used to be a super hero...particularly YOUR super hero....but unfortunately the world has no need for me or others like me. Before, I’d take on as many problems as I could come across….not for the glory or any thanks, but just to know I helped someone. I wasn’t Mother Teresa by any means (shit – I still curse like a sailor), but being labeled “Superman” put too much pressure on this guy. You gotta be able to handle all of life’s trials, deal with the uncertainties, then deal with everyone’s problems, and still present this polished image to everyone. Sorry folks, it just aint happening anymore! I commend those trying to live up to this ideology – putting the world before yourself is very altruistic. Unfortunately, it’s also dangerous, and I’m not made of steel. Trust me, there’s a shit load of chinks in my armor…..So who the fuck am I now? Clark Kent?Simply put, I'm an 80's baby, still longing for the 80's to return, just without the Reganomics. I truly miss the days when Saturday morning cartoons were worth watching, when they would be followed by Soul Train, and upon the completion of another Don Cornelius segment you’d go outside and play football in the street or hit the basketball court. I miss fair fights, when you didn’t have to worry (as much) about some punk bitch pulling a gun out on you. I’ve always been a simple guy….I don’t need to have a supermodel girlfriend or the newest Benz…..I don’t need parties or clubs….hell, I’ve never wanted to be famous (rich yes, famous no). I’m a man, just flesh and bones, trying to get through an existence filled with test and hurdles…an existence riddled with more uncertainties than facts. I’m no more “Super” than the next man….we all have our faults, and I’m still fixing and finding mine. So I guess, once this life is over, I just want you (the world) to remember me as a good man

My Interests

Sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll! I love the female body, and I have no shame in my appreciation for the female species. Ya drive me fuckin crazy, yet I refuse to live without you.....so thank you to all the ladies out there! Besides women, I'm also interested in music, which can be anything from Rock to R&B, Hip Hop to House. Athletics is and has been a major part in my life, and I try to stay active everyday or atleast every other day. But on those nights when playin ball till four isn't an option, we can always pop in Halfbaked or Friday and just cool out! Oh, and unfortunately I'm not into the club scene like I used to.....Jersey pretty much killed it for me =(

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Bob Marley, Damien Marley, The Fugees, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, The Roots, Eminem, Tupac, BIG, Pun, Big L, Jay-Z, Snoop, Redman, Wu Tang, Beanie Sigel, Metallica, Megadeth, Linkin Park, Nirvana, Staind, Korn, 311, P.O.D, Godsmack, Incubus, Steve Vai, Lenny Kravitz, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson (just the music!), Jaheim, Brian McKnight, Barry White, Sam Cooke, Prince, Earth Wind and Fire, and Rick James Bitch! The list is way longer than this!
HEY FUCKERS! SINCE THE VIDS WERE FREEZIN YOUR COMPUTERS UP, I MOVED THE MUSIC UNDER THE BLOG SECTION! HOPEFULLY THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR ALL OF US.....PEACE BITCHES =)3D ReversiaFlash Mario Bros

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Movies:

Friday, How High, Half Baked, Snatch, King of New York, Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Scarface, Eddie Murphy's Raw and Delirious stand ups, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Shrek 1 and 2, Enter the Dragon, dammit - I just like movies!

Television:

Dave Chappelle (RIP to the show), Real World, Road Rules, NFL games, NBA games, MLB games, World Series of Poker, World Championship Billiards (the one on ESPN), Spiderman, Justice League, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama. ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WATCH CARTOONS IF YOU WANT....I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

Books:

Do magazines count?

Heroes:

Peter Parker, Hugh Hefner, and Shaft, cuz that's a bad mutha....

My Blog

Been a long time cumming.....I'm sorry, I meant coming

Aight Aight - konichiwa muthafuckas!  1st time back in a long time.....I know I've neglected my blog duties n' shit, but I've just been on some other shit homies.  Ya boy go to work, go home...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:00:00 PST

More Music.....I just won't stop

table, td {background-color:transparent;border:none;border-width:0;} Aight, this is the 3rd time I'm writing this blog.a coworker blessed me with the wisdom that doing them on Word first may be the...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST

The Hip Hop Section

As you guys should know by now, I am a man of many tastes.  Some days I taste like chocolate, some days I'm a lil salty (usually after basketball).  I also have many different musical i...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

Happy Hearts n' Chocolate n' Flowers n' Jewelry Day!

Happy Valentines Day! (do I even mean that?)Gifts, candy, and sex all day! (I aint gettin jack!)Fuck it, I could wild out and bomb your TuesdayDrug the world up on speed and dope, and watch your moods...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:02:00 PST

Hello....is this on?

Testing...testing....one two one two......ok........ First and foremost, this isn't a regular blog......mostly because it isn't a "blog" in the Black Superman sense.....this is me......at work.....bo...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:01:00 PST

Weekend 12

OH BOY!!!!  What a muthafuckin way to end the month folks!  I feel truly sorry for all those who couldn't be a part of this weekend with us, cuz we had  fuckin fun!  Ok....I'l...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:53:00 PST

Weekend Two

Second installment, more shit to put up!  I started the weekend off like every other God damn weekend - on my porch.  Yes, I do have many stereotypical Black attributes, and I guess being a ...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:38:00 PST

I chill wit Jesus aka J-Hova aka J-boogie aka Miracle J

Here's the scene: I'm bored outta my effin mind at work, and my coworkers and I get into a convo about drinking. I enlighten these alcoholics on the fact that Jesus is the best man to invite to any p...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm finally here!

At the request of all of my friends at WPU, I finally got a My Space account. At first, everyone was talking about Friendster, and now My Space is the new "must have." I didn't care at all, until I ...
Posted by DIS POSE ABLE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST