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About Me

When I was younger my brother, sister, and parents told me that I wasn't born; I was recycled. They told me that before I became a baby I was first a dog, then a cat, then a can. I think this made me develop an imaginary friend. Unfortunately, he died when I was like seven (He got flushed down the toilet). My life has never been the same.

Sometimes I wonder if having my laptop on my lap is killing my sperm count... but then I remember that I don't ever want to have children. The thought that usually supersedes that is, "Don't I have anything better to do than be online?" I usually take a nap then because naps are much better than everything.

My Interests

Sleeping... naps... Yuengling... Opie & Anthony... Ron & Fez... Playin' the six-string (horribly)... politics... taking amazingly long showers... singin' in the shower... Baseball...

Music:

I listen to a few different genres and usually get caught up in some specific genre for a while... Here are a few different artists/bands I like from each....

Country - Hank Williams Sr, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Webb Pierce, Roy Acuff, Hank Snow, Dale Watson, Kris Kristofferson, Ernest Tubb, Faron Young, Johnny Horton, Hank Thompson, George Jones, Lefty Frizzell, Hank Williams III, Joey Allcorn, Those Poor Bastards, Dale Watso, Wayne "The Train" Hancock, J.B. Beverley & The Wayward Drifters, David Allan Coe... and a few more.

Blues - Muddy Waters, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Howlin' Wolf, Nat King Cole, B.B., Buddy Guy, etc...

Rock - First and foremost in this genre I must start with Black Sabbath. Then there are bands like... Black Label Society, Judas Priest, Down, Pantera, Megadeth, Alice in Chains, Van Halen, Metallica, Sublime, Black Stone Cherry, and the other 4000 random bands I hear a day.

Movies:

If you care what I think about movies, then check out my blog... Kneescratched.com I rate all the movies I watch on the site...

Books:

I really don't feel like listing everything I read here, or even everything I enjoyed. I'll just mention that Christopher Buckley is probably my favorite author.

My Blog

Going Green = Getting Green? (Kneescratched.com)

(from Kneescratched.com)-----------Every company in America is going around jerking themselves off going, "Hey look!!! We are green! We care for the environment, you should care about us. Hey, buy our...
Posted by (Moral) on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST

[Kneescratched.com] - Just For Men Gel

Looks so natural& No one can tell& Just For Men Gel& Please do not apply this reasoning with their commercials. Fuckin’ fake ass bullshit commercial. The commercial starts with two little girls,...
Posted by (Moral) on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

[Kneescratched.com]: Study says, "Clueless Guys Can’t Read Women"

Click here to read my reaction to the study.
Posted by (Moral) on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:36:00 PST

Why I Am Against A National Healthcare System...

http://www.kneescratched.com/ksblog/?p=26more-26(Please go over to my site, Kneescratched.com, and comment over there.)-----------------------------------------...
Posted by (Moral) on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

From Kneescratched.com : It isn’t what you think, it is what you do.

http://www.kneescratched.com/ksblog/?p=25This is progressively getting worse. It isn't really the will of wanting to break lent anymore that is bothering me; it is my imagination that is making this ...
Posted by (Moral) on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

Lent... (go to kneescratched.com)

(You can go to my website, KNEESCRATCHED.COM, to read this blog... please comment on that site. You can read the rest of my psychobabble there...)----------------------------I'm no differe...
Posted by (Moral) on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:37:00 PST

Over there now.

I started up my own site... It will have all the psychobabble that you might remember from me, concert photos, and random links that I find useful...http://www.kneescratched.comSo, go on... Getc...
Posted by (Moral) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST

It’s coming soon... but you get a dream until then.

Have you missed my writing? Okay, you probably haven't. However, if you have (or are just pretending that you did because you are reading it now) then you might have some nonsensical psych...
Posted by (Moral) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:32:00 PST

Uncomfortable (Seeing Ghosts of Yesterday)

Have you ever seen someone you once had an, um, intimate relationship and felt a bit uncomfortable seeing them again? Good, that means I'm not the only one. I just saw a girl who I used...
Posted by (Moral) on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Another (long and useless) dream rant

Having a hallucination during your slumber isn't an odd thing. Sure, the things in your dreams are more likely than not at least a bit eccentric but that doesn't mean that actually having these ...
Posted by (Moral) on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST