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I'm kind of a big deal

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About Me

The only thing keeping me sane through all of this is Kenny Loggins repeated assurance that he's alright, nobody need worry 'bout him
Which Ringwraith are You?
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My Interests

I live a slip-on life style. If it didn't look so bad, I'd have a lot of elastic and velcro in my wardrobe. For the most part I tinker, chase my dog around, and watch a lot of movies, boxing, football, and hockey. Oh! I'm totally into quitting smoking!!! I look forward to moving to the woods. I look forward to owning a tractor or something similar. I want to gather firewood, have a burn barrel, and a beard that weighs more than I do.

I'd like to meet:

Texas Ranger Bobby
Which Tim Burton character are you?
The Headless Horseman
Silent, but deadly.

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Music:

Minus the Bear, Boards of Canada, Broken Social Scene, The Album Leaf, Turbonegro, CKY, The Hidden Cameras, Smiths/Moz, New Order, Elvis, Slayer, Deadbolt, Hank Sr, Don Gibson, George Jones, Arab Strap, Mogwai, GY!BE, Caribou, Beck, NOFX, Lillingtons, Face to Face, Planes Mistaken for Stars, ELO, Tragedy, I Love you but I've Chosen Darkness, Interpol, Knife in the Water, Social D. Mike Ness, Murder City Devils, Dead Low Tide, Moby, Modest Mouse, Motley Crue, Sigur Ros, Sleater Kinney, Clutch, Bloc Party, The Sundays, Editors, Sparklehorse, Skirtchasers, Emperor, Vhs or Beta, Eagles of Death Metal, Johnny Cash, Black Heart Procession, Metallica, Black Label Society, Danzig, Fall of the Bastards, Monday Night Football theme, Lamb of God, Crowbar, Mastodon, In Flames, Amongst Us, Deftones, Opeth, Refused,

Movies:

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Television:

Mostly Sopranos and Boxing but I've been caught watching; Simpsons, The Shield, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Curb your Enthusiasm, Viva La Bam, Aqua Teen, Jeopardy, COPS, Space Ghost, Sealab, Deadwood, SNL, Conan, Scrubs, Lost, (I wish I had time to watch all those shows)

Books:

I've read books and I think I've understood them. (Name that quote for a free slap in the gut)

Heroes:

Headless Horseman for his focus, Marco Antonio Barerra for his heart and nobility, Neil Gaiman for his understanding of how fucking important it is to tell stories, Tony Soprano for his leadership, Morrissey for his ability to never waiver or give in and his fashion sense learned me a thing or two, Back yard hot rod builders for their DIY ethics and pride, Truckers for being the backbone of our economy, Jerry Seinfeld for convincing me to never do stand-up, Rick Emerson for his razor sharp wit, Adam Carolla for his blunt force humor to the head, PMFS for making that sound I've had in my head and in my heart for years but I didn't know how to get it out, The 4 original Comedians of Comedy for doing what they love and not apologizing or waiting to see if everyone "gets it", My Father for showing me what compassion really means, anyone with vision, humility, compassion, and foresight.

My Blog

What makes a bad person, a bad person?

If I wish death on someone solely for the sake of my own comfort, am I a bad person?  We all have those awful thoughts and don't admit it right?  *cough*So, I bought the van, and I'm immedia...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

I like Coldplay. Fuck you?

I feel like I'm winning.  I'm the one that is beating the system by not going out on the weekends.  For the first time in years, I actually wanted to go out, go to a bar, and make an ass out...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST

Survey

The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. What does your MySpace headline mean? I'm a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican. 2. Elaborate on your default photo: Zombie with he...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

The feel good blog of the year!

This blog is dedicated to my favorite internet personality whom has a case of the "I fucking hate people's" right now.  I don't blame you.  So, DOG BLOG!This last Sunday which was Father's D...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST

Survey

I'm totally avoiding my car right now. I have so much sanding to do before the trunk is done. I hate sanding....1::Whole Name: Jay3::Sex: Maybe someday!4::Siblings: Uno5::Eye color: Hazel6::Shoe siz...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

The Queers say Everything's O.K.

Last night I tried to write the 3rd or so blog that I deleted when finished. I've had a case of bloggers block. Upon finishing, I'm not satisfied and it all sounds like recycled crap so, I end it an...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:09:00 PST

Right up my alley

To steal from Sara, my brain hurts and I don't feel like writing anything worth a shit. MORBID SURVEY{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts ins...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:07:00 PST

I say God Damn

I am a smooth talking son of a bitch. If I didn't have a soul, I would be so good at doing press relations type of work. I just talked my way back into a $362.00 refund that was with-held from me fr...
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

Leafy

Is leafy" a word?
Posted by I'm kind of a big deal on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:59:00 PST