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The next best thing to Jesus

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My name is Jeanette; I live in an apartment the size of your parents bathroom. (Hey at least I have one) I have this problem with always needing to be right... even if Im not; I have this remarkable ability to confuse people (especially guys too easy) and make myself sound right anyway. Also, Im insane. Ive been known to come up with intricate, drawn out plans just to irritate people and amuse myself at the same time. I love drama, as long as it doesnt involve me (you do too stop fucking kidding yourself) I wish my face would go away... It distracts me. I cant walk by anything with a reflective surface. And in my opinion, vanity isn't a mortal sin. Its a healthy sign of loving yourself. And I wish my lawn was emo... so it would cut itself. haha
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My Interests

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No one... I've already have him

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My Blog

Ode to Bestiality

Ode to Bestiality 2 Add to My Profile | More VideosSpecial thanks to:Jason for showing us how to drink.Jen for being a dirty slag.Bubbles the clown for balloon animalsAnd her first...
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

More of my crap... enjoy

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Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:01:00 PST

AIM

SweetPeaRocks78
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

Babies

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Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

why jay never wants to go home exibits a. b. and c.

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Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:46:00 PST

Friendly's Managers are sexy

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Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:53:00 PST

Cream Cheese

Getting ready for party   ..   Cake likes boy   ..          Boy likes cake   ..           Cak...
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

hold me down

Milk it for all it's worth.Make sure you get there first.The apple of your eye.The rotten core inside.We are the prisoners.Things couldn't get much worse.I've had it up to here, you know your end is n...
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:11:00 PST

Jeanette's Adventure part 1

Damion and I went to see monks yesterday&. It was fun       ..   ..   ..   ..   ..   ..   ..  ...
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:32:00 PST

Notice:

I require attention.
Posted by The next best thing to Jesus on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST