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..::UPCOMING SHOWS::..

Comic-Con 2008 Gosh, is it that time of year again?N ::ALTERNATIVE SITES::


MONKEYCADAVER... dot com!
It's been a few years now and I still haven't had the time to get to the site as much as I would like to... Who knows when the next update will be!
...Deviant Art!!
Check out all the works up at Deviant Art.

Who I'd love you to meet:

We all have some of our favorite people in the world, and some of them have the ability to make a lasting impression on us. The following are just a few of those special people who i really Love, and think it's noteworthy to give a shout out to on here, just to see if anyone agrees.

CompuBeaver.com
Well, My sister Kasey finally did it. She got CompuBeaver up and runing and it is the softest computer you will ever pet! If any of you make it to the Brewery's Spring Art Walk, we will both be there with or art, and my sister will proudly display her beaver for everyone to see (and pet!) All little jokes aside, he is an awesome computer, and I'm very proud to have such a disturbed person as my sister! Wanna see more of her rt? Click the YourPsychoGirlfriend link that's somewhere on this page! BEAVER!

Explosm(.net)
From the diabolical minds of super crazy and obviously bored guys comes the wonderful world of Cyanide and Happiness... A daily web comic of wanna-be-stick-figures and soon to be well known superheroes who walk around naked, squeeze each others nipples, and make fun of VD's. This is not for the faint of heart; you will have a heart-attack and die if you read it. yes, they are that funny. no, you cannot convince me otherwise. They're mostly going up here on my people to meet thing because i ran into Matt and Rob at the Comic-Con this year and that just made me happy. And my friend still wants you to have his babies. He doesn't care where or how, as long as it comes from you.

The Ministry of Unknown Science
AKA MOUS. MOUS is a top-secret consortium of scientific geniuses backed with all the funding, nuclear technology, bad ideas and pure will necessary to control the entire world. or so it says on their site. Their shows will garantee you to wet yourselves, so bring your depends and laugh until it all comes out.

Psycho Girlfriend
Wearable art by two crazy chicas... Vanessa, and Kasey (--she's my sister!) From skirts out of hamster habitrails to dresses of binderclips, these girls keep coming up with designs and ideas that make the croud stop and say to each other.. what the F*..! and they love it. check 'em out!

Marvin the Monkey
Ok, as you all know, i have a slight monkey obsession. Vincent Pricetag just happens to be my... um... son. yeah, we do some crazy things with vincent, but he has not yet reached the awsome celebraty popularity of Marvin here. Although Vincent does have many many more friends on myspace, and that says so so much! Anyways, this is about Marvin who i met at SantaCon (see blog) and had a wonderful time with!! Heck yeah! Marvin Rocks!! go check out his site! Vincent's a bit jealous of the site, but plans to maybe have one of his own some day!! Alright! go Marvin!!

Tragic Tantrum Cabaret
This is just what San Diego's Nightlife needs! A great show that will take you into the playground of dark imagination and leave you twirling with the dancers from your darkest desires. z0e and Zeph put on a most excellent performance, and with the aid of their beautiful dancers and creative costumes will transform the any club into a beautiful burlesque theater. Plus, they know how to tie a corset, if one should happen to come undone mid-dance. That was mildly embarrassing. :P

The Stove
It's difficult for me to believe that a talent has the ability to make someone hotter than they already are. But I have to say that I was sweetly surprised to discover that the music that got me finally dancing in the bar I was dragged to the other night had a voice behind it. And behind that voice was an angel. Kristen's charm and vocals have the ability to captivate even the most unsuspecting crowd, and have left me dancing in my memories sense. I had not gone out in forever, and I was very glad that I did. Check it out!