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Killer Sea Monkey

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About Me

The 50's B monster movie reinvented! Five kids from a troubled teens wilderness camp survive the creature, only to be blamed for the savage murders. Will they prove their innocence before two mysterious men escape with the monster?
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My Interests

Smoking lots of weed, then going to McDonald's and eating the customers and employees. I used to do it at Golden Corral, but I'm on a diet now and the people who eat there are just too fattening. If I ever want to fit in those jeans from High School I'm going to have to start doing it at Subway. Hopefully Jared will be there, he looks delicious. And Adkins friendly! ....

I'd like to meet:

Shamu, Emmitt Otter, Andre (The Seal), Seal (The Person), Dr. Zoidberg, Jaws, Stripe from The Gremlins, Pinchy the Crab (From The Simpsons), Homer Simpson (From The Pinchy Show), Moby Dick, Andy Dick, Pedro's lobster hat (she's hot!), Gillman from The Creature From the Black Lagoon. If there was a box for who I'd like to EAT, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson would top that list, followed closely by Tyra Banks.

Music:

Gitaroo Man (Seriously, he's great, go check him out if you have a PS2), and The Killer Robots and Rubbing Down Debbie. I wish they'd breed and form a new band called Punky Robot Lesbians. ..
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Movies:

Double Dare: The Movie, Double Dare 2: The Legend of Curley's Gold, Double Dare 3: Tokyo Drift, Jaws, Creature From The Black Lagoon, Emmitt Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Andre, The Gremlins, Pirahna, Deep Blue Sea, The Abyss, Jurassic Park, Billy and the Cloneasaurus (though the book was better!), An American Werewolf in London, Lake Placid, The Howling, Alien, The Predator, The Day The Earth Still Stood, The Thing From Another World, Invaders from Mars, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, This Island Earth, It Came from Beneath the Sea, Invastion of the Body Snatchers, Forbidden Planet, Attack of the Crab Monsters, The Blob, Deadly Mantis, The Crawling Eye, The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nukem High, Sgt. Kabuki-Man, Cannibal the Musical, Tromeo and Juliet, Terror Firmer, and my upcoming Troma film, Attack of the Killer Sea Monkey

Television:

Double Dare, Super Sloppy Double Dare, Family Double Dare, Celebrity Double Dare, Celebrity Family Double Dare, Celebrity Family Super Sloppy Double Dare, No Payout From Free Parking Rules Double Dare, Double Dare 2000, The Marc Summers Variety Hour (AKA The Double Dare Variety Hour), Double Dare: The Messiest Moments, and Double Dare: Find the Red Flag up Richard Gere's Ass.

Books:

Jaws, By Peter Benchley is my favorite, but I mostly enjoy going to James's Comic Book store, "Universe of Superheroes," in Five Points. He's never there though! I'd love to eat, I mean, meet him!

Heroes:

Lloyd Kaufman, Debbie Rochon, Elvira, Vampira, Ed Wood, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, John Waters

My Blog

Dragoncon 2006

The fellas who'll be making my movie for Mr. Kaufman just invaded Dragoncon 06 over Labor Day Weekend. They didn't want me to go since everyone would just keep asking me how I made such a great costum...
Posted by Killer Sea Monkey on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

The script is done!

All ninety something pages worth. Now production will enter a new phase. It took seven months since the last Dragon Con to complete it. And four story lines. John didn't conceive of the current story ...
Posted by Killer Sea Monkey on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

Ah, College...

So with my Gators playing in the Final Four, I decided to celebrate the occasion by hooking up with the fellas I called my best pals back at my days attending that fine institution. Captain Jim and Pe...
Posted by Killer Sea Monkey on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:25:00 PST

Hot Chicks and MySpace

What is it with these girls who have private profiles? It's just so elitist. Like they expect us to beg them to be their friend just so we can gain access to their photo album, and see pictures of the...
Posted by Killer Sea Monkey on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:35:00 PST

I'm a Movie Star!

Or at least I will be. I answered a casting call for a Killer Sea Monkey, and lo and behold, I secure the role, narrowly edging out Dolph Lundgren. He was flat out pissed! Went ballistic! He expressed...
Posted by Killer Sea Monkey on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST