Smoking lots of weed, then going to McDonald's and eating the customers and employees. I used to do it at Golden Corral, but I'm on a diet now and the people who eat there are just too fattening. If I ever want to fit in those jeans from High School I'm going to have to start doing it at Subway. Hopefully Jared will be there, he looks delicious. And Adkins friendly! ....
Shamu, Emmitt Otter, Andre (The Seal), Seal (The Person), Dr. Zoidberg, Jaws, Stripe from The Gremlins, Pinchy the Crab (From The Simpsons), Homer Simpson (From The Pinchy Show), Moby Dick, Andy Dick, Pedro's lobster hat (she's hot!), Gillman from The Creature From the Black Lagoon. If there was a box for who I'd like to EAT, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson would top that list, followed closely by Tyra Banks.
Gitaroo Man (Seriously, he's great, go check him out if you have a PS2), and The Killer Robots and Rubbing Down Debbie. I wish they'd breed and form a new band called Punky Robot Lesbians.
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Double Dare: The Movie, Double Dare 2: The Legend of Curley's Gold, Double Dare 3: Tokyo Drift, Jaws, Creature From The Black Lagoon, Emmitt Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Andre, The Gremlins, Pirahna, Deep Blue Sea, The Abyss, Jurassic Park, Billy and the Cloneasaurus (though the book was better!), An American Werewolf in London, Lake Placid, The Howling, Alien, The Predator, The Day The Earth Still Stood, The Thing From Another World, Invaders from Mars, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, This Island Earth, It Came from Beneath the Sea, Invastion of the Body Snatchers, Forbidden Planet, Attack of the Crab Monsters, The Blob, Deadly Mantis, The Crawling Eye, The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nukem High, Sgt. Kabuki-Man, Cannibal the Musical, Tromeo and Juliet, Terror Firmer, and my upcoming Troma film, Attack of the Killer Sea Monkey
Double Dare, Super Sloppy Double Dare, Family Double Dare, Celebrity Double Dare, Celebrity Family Double Dare, Celebrity Family Super Sloppy Double Dare, No Payout From Free Parking Rules Double Dare, Double Dare 2000, The Marc Summers Variety Hour (AKA The Double Dare Variety Hour), Double Dare: The Messiest Moments, and Double Dare: Find the Red Flag up Richard Gere's Ass.
Jaws, By Peter Benchley is my favorite, but I mostly enjoy going to James's Comic Book store, "Universe of Superheroes," in Five Points. He's never there though! I'd love to eat, I mean, meet him!
Lloyd Kaufman, Debbie Rochon, Elvira, Vampira, Ed Wood, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, John Waters