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The Valarie

Every head bang until your nose bled? Well holy ass flake...so have i

About Me

i am too unpredictable for one of these...humm...my IQ is 135......uhh...my social security number cannot be factored...i am not here for your pleasure or amusement...i like almost all music but prefer the metal above all else...i don't keep up with bands much, not a little groupie with a pathetic wish to become the biggest fan...thats all the unchanging ones...and no i will not smoke weed with you... i have a private myspace if your dumbass can locate it

My Interests

roses....computer, my cat Tiger, comedy channel, bass guitar, regular guitar, my homies, music that isn't retarded, retarded music, (yes, self contradiction, look at the genius who was about to point that out, get a mirror, look, there it is) anyways, knives, swords, guns...explosives...fire...destruction....*big smile*...DEATH, HATE, MURDER, WARRRR!!!! AHHHH!!!! No one loved me enough..........obviously...Look what society created...they took everything evil and slapped a pretty face on it and a pretty layer of red hair for cover up...i like antidepressants and sleep aids and anything that will let me relax and chillRock on. kitties!!! Caturday

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Not another damn person...if i meet anyone else, i will eat them...lately, i've wondered what we taste like...

Music:

I listen to a wide variety of music because i am a true music lover...i just do not care for rap and pop too much, that music kind of sucks...Alice in chains, Alice cooper, Ozzy, black sabbath, ministry, cradle of filth, judas priest, RATT, motley crue, Marilyn Manson, Dio, rob zombie, white zombie, metallica, pantera, AC/DC, Gorillaz, Cannibal Corpse, NIN, Iced Earth, Heart, REO Speedwagon, Quiet Riot, System of a down, Van Halen, Dimmu Borgir, Marduk, Korn (somedays), King Diamond, Testament, Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, Led Zepplin, Guns n' Roses, Beastie Boys, Journey, Iron Maiden, Bob Marley, Rammstein, Genesis, Foreigner, Basically anything metal and rock from the 70s to the mid 90s...not too fond of all the crap coming out now...but anyways, obituary, dark funeral, Slayer, Venom, Six Feet Under…so take all your teeny bopper bull shit you asshole emo kids and wanna be black kids listen to and shove it up your asses…

Movies:

charlie and the chocolate factory, reservoir dogs, kill bill vol. 1 and 2, saw1-4, American History X, Once Upon a Time in Mexico...yeah...those types of things...

Television:

uh, comedy channel...unless something better is on some other channel.........like cartoon network...or something...i like family guy...yeah....invader zim is bad ass...shows about dinosaurs...i love dinosaurs...they're cool...anywho, south park, american dad, futurama, metalocalypse is my favorite...

Books:

anything that has to do with fantasy...you know, dragons, witches and wizards, faries...i love reading...i'll read pretty much anything but fantasy be my favorite....and thanks to college, i get to do a fuck load more!!! Rock on.

Heroes:

Dr. Mengele and Leonardo DaVinci...Rock on.
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Stupid GUYS

OK! i've had enough...all you fucking metal head wanna bes really need to stop and think about who you are going to go out with...hotness DOES NOT make it compatible...just because the chick is hot do...
Posted by The Valarie on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:50:00 PST

ZOOLOGY

Alright! SO! New option for school!...I am going to study to become a zoologist...First i shall work part time or full time somewhere while doing a years worth of essential online schooling! Then i sh...
Posted by The Valarie on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

survey out of boredom

[HAVE YOU EVER..]been kissed..definately...lied to a friend..yeah, when i was a little kiddyed ur hairyeshdressed punkhell nokissed a girllet me think, uh, nosaw something u didnt want toevery day...e...
Posted by The Valarie on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

CDS FOR TEH VAL!

ok, so! I GOT A NICE AMOUNT OF JUDAS PRIEST CD'S ON THE PUTER AND BURNED, A BUNCH OF IRON MAIDEN, SHIT LOAD OF AC/DC, OZZY, DIO (yeah, so, i like more than just the same old crap, k?) VAN HALEN, RATT ...
Posted by The Valarie on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

I HAS TEH LOVE

I love me mah mister phillip, yesh I do...I am so happee, I has me an awesome mister who loves and drove all the way to see me and I flew to see him and yay! Now I am to move to the Pensacola of the F...
Posted by The Valarie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:18:00 PST

NO GUNS TOWARDS TEH VALARIE, ASSHOLES!!!

i don't like guns no more...well...not ignorant black people with guns at 3 am...no me gusta...last night was fucked up while driving on the not so good side of town and i think has increased my chan...
Posted by The Valarie on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

well fuck all then...

wow, i'm sick of all this bullshit...no one wants to talk...no one wants to do anything anymore...i should have done what i wanted to do today instead of wait...now its almost 4 am and i wasted the wh...
Posted by The Valarie on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST

topic of recent conversation with an asshole online buddeh

some how one of my online friends got on the topic of oral sex and it was quite interesting..........they said how they felt like they didn't have to go down on a chick but the chick has to on the guy...
Posted by The Valarie on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

me ranting about my shitty day

wow, my flight gets cancelled and either no one gives me a number to call and let them know whats going on or no one answers their phone, so i almost said fuck the trip, fuck everyone, fuck the airpor...
Posted by The Valarie on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:16:00 PST

plan from robin williams....

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic! ) "I see a lot of p eople yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the w...
Posted by The Valarie on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST