Sophia Petrillo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live with my daughter, a hussy, and the village idiot. For fun I like to experiment like running my false teeth through the dishwasher, making prank calls to Shady Pines, and reminiscing my life as a young woman in Sicily. I don't have trouble with incontinence, one time I laughed too hard and had an accident but that doesn't count! I never had that problem, never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork at 7 a.m. I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.

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My Interests

Meals on Wheels and the Network of Old People, Retired but Living. I always believe that when you're in a hospital, you should go around and cheer the other patients up. Yeah, so I went upstairs to Geriatrics and sang 'Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better'.

I'd like to meet:

Tony Orlando, Tony Bennett, Tony Danza

Music:

I love music! All kinds! Sometimes its hard to hear but when I turn my hearing-aid up to ten, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!

Movies:

Television:

Dynasty, Wheel of Fortune, and that show with that big fat obnoxious guy.

Books:

This profile is a parody of the character off of The Golden Girls, obviously. Sophia thanks you for your kind words, loves to recieve messages from friends, and thinks you should do better things like watch Dallas.

Heroes:

The people at Shady Pines. Do you know what they do? They set off the fire alarm in a retirement home. Who can rush? Half the people have walkers. The other half can't get out of their chairs. They got bells going off like crazy. Do you know what that does to hearts that only beat a few times a week? It's not pretty.

My Blog

News regarding Estelle Getty

I know this was written earlier this year, but I happened to catch something on the news last night about Estelle. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers. One of the main objectives ...
Posted by Sophia Petrillo on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

my top eight

My dearest friends, How are you? No one really gives a care. But me, I do. I got over a ten day constipation. Who knew that boiled peanuts, coffee, and a little bit of catnip would d...
Posted by Sophia Petrillo on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

tonic

What are all my friends up to today? I've chewed a pack of rolaids, threw an old ham over into the neighbors yard, and watched the beverly hillbillies on television. That granny, what an o...
Posted by Sophia Petrillo on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

My first weird noise you should hear from the toilet

My dear Friends, This is my first "blog" or whatever you kids call this thing. "Blog" sounds like the noise Blanche makes after a night of bedroom gymnastics and grape nuts. ...
Posted by Sophia Petrillo on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST