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ms jones

i'll salt you make you savoury

About Me

its hard to find a place to run and hide in a city of millions. its hard not to get swallowed whole by a shrinking world.I have a lot of faith in people, whether or not that's a good idea. I try to be as honest as possible, and really expect nothing less from those surrounding me. There's something wickedly endearing about honesty...on the other hand, there's many times i can't be honest with myself. everyone else gets to see the realist and i choose to daydream about my fantasies. in my world, love is instant and reciprocated. i understand why i care about people, but don't believe that i'm much to make a fuss over. it kind of freaks me out to think about the effect one human can have on another in a matter of moments. i can go from elated to miserable in the span of 30 minutes.i work. a lot. therefore, it makes me sort of a sasquatch character in my friends lives. be ok with it. i am.i wear wrist braces while i sleep to prevent early carpal tunnel from getting worse.every day people tell me minute details about their lives. The trick is to remember all of them and make them feel special.i go to shows and movies alone. i cry while listening to my ipod on the train. i am content is just being. despite the fact that i am really hard on myself. living in a constant state of self-improvement will keep me on the hunt for total happiness.6 out of 7 days a week I am overwhelmed with how good I have it. I choose to spend my days being happy. i believe everything turns out in the end. It saddens me when love is in vain... I miss my best friend. cadbury eggs, peeps, and hot fudge make me sick to my stomach. i love and hate the fact that the jobs i choose keep me from having any sort of normal social life. i like wandering around for hours in the evening...when i have the time. and dammit, i love the gym. Je suis: plus impressionnant sur le papier... excessivement optimiste quand il vient à d'autres et sur le bord de pessimiste quand il vient à me... pensez que certains légumes vont underappreciated... souvent le besoin de prendre les mesures...pas aussi bien lues ou instruites car je voudrais être... type d'ellipses d'abus... comment je parle... se lamentent sur choral de musique et d'hymnes... scoff aux dîneurs qui n'offrent pas le petit déjeuner 24 heures sur 24... toujours interrogent comment prononcer Fage... et avoir une expérience professionnelle d'effrayer les membres partis du sexe opposé.
5yr old dominiates flipcup!!
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this is how we roll in the heights. she learned from the best.

My Interests

cooking & baking, my family & friends, music, working out, MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES, my ipod, being wordy, coffee that's too hot to drink, boxing, pilates, yoga, jessie olsen watercolors, art, reading, cookbooks, people watching, shows, tattoos, radio, brunch, recipe writing, trail mix, greek yogurt, sweatshirt weather, window shopping, writing, movies, baby carrots, high-fives, crocheting, eggs, microwave popcorn, pb&j sandwiches, uncapitalized letters, and points of ellipsis

I'd like to meet:

Someone who gets it...Pepin and Bourdain as well.

Music:

anything with fisher price pianos, ukuleles, and hand claps.

Movies:

battle royale,
Get this video and more at MySpace.com waynes world, dawn of the dead, shaun of the dead, diary of the dead, hello dolly, big fish, rainbow brites san diego zoo adventure, major league, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, little miss sunshine, troma movies, babes in toyland, stranger than fiction, moulin rouge, the muppet movie, office space, young frankenstein, zombie movies and bad horror

Television:

Muzzy

Add to My Profile | More Videos Add to My Profile | More Videos Kitchen Confidential, Dexter, the This Old House hour, Americas Test Kitchen, Everyday Food, Fast Food My Way, PBS fund drives, Ed Vs Spencer, the Critic, Boston Legal, Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Grey's, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, random news programming, Adult Swim, O'Grady, Hell's Kitchen, Sports Night, Jeopardy, the Young Ones, Conan O'Brien, and the Food Network...

Books:

Matilda, The Apprentice: My Life in the Kitchen, Kitchen Confidential, THe Nasty Bits, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Battle Royale, Where the Wild Things Are, Have a Nice Day!: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, The Zombie Survival Guide:Complete Protection from the Living Dead, Basic Baking, On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen

Heroes:

MOOM

My Blog

this day

seems to have lasted forever. It was a surprise day off...and i've been up since 6:30am. gym by 8:45, home again by 10:45. peanut butter on whole wheat whilst watching j.garafalo on comedy central....
Posted by ms jones on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:49:00 PST

WHen I have my own garden...

Who Needs A Scarecrow?I'd like to thank the Working Title for refreshing my soul on Friday....
Posted by ms jones on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:37:00 PST

two days too many?

so maybe its been too long since i've had a couple of days strictly to myself. or maybe there's just been a few more occurrences lately that have caused me to spend a lot of this recent downtime refl...
Posted by ms jones on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:53:00 PST

the little things...

that make me miss my old job.i was walking through the garage yesterday at work bringing things up for service and I see a few really big pallattes wrapped up nicely for shipping. who are they for?To...
Posted by ms jones on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:21:00 PST

i really like keane.

monica and shawn are engaged now! that's fucking amazing. i can't wait to make their wedding cake!!! ummmmm, finals start today. i feel like i'm going to barf. but i am ready i am ready to push a...
Posted by ms jones on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

don’t get it

one of these days i'll stop feeling like i'm being avoided like a plague.grumble grumble.side note - i got 100% on my last test.buy out at work tomorrow. might be an early night? who knows. i don't...
Posted by ms jones on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:32:00 PST

hey stranger

aaaaaaand of course i'm talking to myself. its been a while...things are...well, things are things. i have about one more month left of school before i'm officially a culinary professional. this we...
Posted by ms jones on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

easter 2008

i’m about to head in to the bakery for the one of a kind experience that is a sweets store at holiday time. this time last year i was crying in my car texting anna who was crying here in nyc fo...
Posted by ms jones on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

why is it

that most of the blogs i've been posting here as of late have been contemplative in one way or another. lots is goings ons kids. most of it as awl good. its just good stacking upon good. school = gr...
Posted by ms jones on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST

march 2nd

waking up late, brunch with huevos, no country for old men, shopping, exercise, mani-pedi, more shopping, leftover taco night, grey's, dexter, and old patrick dempsey movies. sunday's rule.5 days til...
Posted by ms jones on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST