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Anonymous Project

Keepin it real for 3 years

About Me

A year ago, two years ago, two years and a few months ago, two years, 4 months, 22 hours, 15 minutes, and 38... now 39 seconds ago....a band was formed inside the depths of a volcano located on Hikiwiki Doola Land. Ok, the land was actually called Colora. Three men, one desire. One man lived inside of a cave. He ate dinosaurs since he was 1 year old. Now being 417 trillion years old, he has come back in the music industry for awesomeness, but also to kill gay bands. Another man, came out of a women......... of a women. When he was born, he wasn't no normal man, he looked like an apple. He grew up and turned into a man of all beast. Fires raised from his finger tips as he combined his body with an air freshener. Last but not least, one day a seed was planted into the soil of earth. This seed slowly but also quickly (which made no damn sense) grew into a huge tree of car tires. Out of one lonely branch in this tree, grew a shrew, that fell to the ground. By falling onto the ground, he had a feeling of krunk flowing through his veins. The three met up outside of a barn house in the middle of Timbuktu, and together they made the earth shake. Making the earthy shake, brought out a huge giraffe man, with glasses on. He popped out of the ground with his 18 foot neck and 1,000,000 pound body. The other three crazy figures cut this man short...... not that short...... he is still 6 feet taller then the old doosh bag of the band. The first words out of the giraffe man's mouth was SSSSSSSSSSSSS. Together, the band had to fight the world where all music turned gay. They put there powers together to dominate the most gayest music of all. B Killa, J Fresh, C Krunk, and SSSSSSSSSSS formed the band of retards. They call themselves..... Anonymous Project. They are here to make you want to shit your pants in excitement. Your body will shake, your mouth will drool, and best of all, you will scream orgasms out of your mouth listening to them. So join the party, the train, the bandwagon, and watch this disproportioned height weight class of men form an awesome many different type shit eating.... im off track now. Im basically saying, there awesome... listen to them, meet them, fuck the big guy (J Fresh) and have fun watching them. So Long Folks!DiscographyNew Cd soon..... Old Concert DVD's soon. Stick Around!_____________________________________________________ ____
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Member Since: 11/25/2005
Band Website: This one
Band Members: B Killa - Guitar, VocalsJ Fresh - Guitar, Back up VocalsC Chronic - DrumsSSSS - hizzle - Bass, Back up Vocalsandrew z- roadie/manager thing
Influences: Any band that has rock in their music
Sounds Like: Any Form of Rock
Record Label: None
Type of Label: None

My Blog

updateing shit

we will be recording new material  in june and would like to thank mike gilley and DALE HAYWOOD for recording us ps check out dale's myspace in myspace music
Posted by Anonymous Project on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

NEW STUFF!!!!!!!!!

That's right! Were making new songs and were going to re-release our first cd on Man in House Records very soon. Better quality, same old tunes, new tunes, some songs taken off our first CD, and going...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

Concert

We played our first concert today and caught it on tape. It was sweet and awesome except for the fact the microphone could of been turned up a little bit louder. Other then that though, it was awesome...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

Band Practice and Steve

Steve Kuhs is our bassist,vocals,guitar and shit. The band is now 4 dudes, we got back to practicing today, so its all good!
Posted by Anonymous Project on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:11:00 PST

our cd is out

hey this is gilley saying that our new cd "pretty much the coolest band ever" is to be out sometime this week if u want one ask
Posted by Anonymous Project on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:12:00 PST

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Posted by Anonymous Project on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:14:00 PST

Band Practice Cd and more!

Hey there folks! It's Brandon here talking about what's going on and happening with us, Anonymous Project. You see what were doing this saturday (March 18, 2006) were going over to our very great and ...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:05:00 PST

From the Demented Mind of Brandon 2

So where in the world is Bermuda? I asked myself. Well how am I suppose to know? A little cricket started to chirp in my head when all of a sudden I heard the magical cricket talking. "You are in the ...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:48:00 PST

From The Demented Mind of Brandon

Well it all started when I woke up this morning. This huge doughnut jumped on my face and was like "BRANDON! Wake up you tard nugget I want you to eat me!?! I was like "Go away Bavarian Cream Filled D...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 09:12:00 PST

Great News!

Today Today was fucking awesome. We got 11 out of 22 songs finished for the first cd. All we need to do now is get the last song we're working on completed and we will be working on our first cd in no...
Posted by Anonymous Project on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:50:00 PST