The Only Drew... Thank Goodness

About Me

Given the fine line between genius and insanity, I wouldn't stand so close. Serious.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High I am 78% Evil Genius.
I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

My Interests

At the moment, I couldn't give a fuck about anything. No, really. I tried.
You are Mike!
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

I'd like to meet:

Batman. People who don't have anything nice to say. Oh yeah, and people who know the difference between you're and your, not to mention there, their, and they're.

Music:

Currently: The Toy Dolls, Cellsite System, John Larsen, The The, Todd Rundgren, Devil's Backside, The Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Lush, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, The Pixies, Thethea, Big Daddy Meat Straw, Carmina Burana (though the rest of Orff's works don't really match), The Dwarves, The Meatmen, Hooverphonic, Morcheeba, The Orb, Orbital, Yello, Portishead, Anything that doesn't suck,... and some things that do.

Movies:

The Phantom Tollbooth (never read the book, tho')Dune. Night of the Living Dead. The Hand. Labrynth. Dead Alive. Logan's Run. AKIRA. Pee Wee's Big Adventure (moreso than Big Top Pee-Wee though that is a favorite). The Princess Bride. anything Kevin Smith... So Far. Screamers (the sci-fi not the porn series, though, once again, a favourite) Band of Brothers (do mini-series' count?). Falling Down. Hackers. Bound (Mmmm, Tilly) Fright Night, Most Cartoon Movies. Jet Li. Mark DeCascos. Bruce Lee. Christopher Walken. Matthew Lillard. Missy Pyle. Xenia Seeberg. !Pauley Perette!

Television:

Good Eats. CSI. House. most things Discovery. Trucks. Horsepower TV. Carnivale (yay!). Jeopardy. Family Guy. The Oblongs. Dexter's Lab.

Books:

Anything by Edward Gorey (my minibook of "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" is one of my most prized posessions), The Book of Lists, The darwin awards, The Song of Ice and Fire Series (just started book four), Spider Robinson, loved Piers Anthony as a kid (still kinda do), Chung Kuo: The Middle Kingdom, The Pleasure of my Own Company, Shopgirl, Rudyard Kipling, James Morrow - especially "Bible Stories for Adults" and "City of Truth", Douglas Adams, Asimov, Other geek bible authors, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, The Anarchists Cook Book, 1001 Things to do With a Dead Baby, Dhalgren by Samuel Delany.

Heroes:

Mr T, Harrison Ford, The guy who assembled the Left Handed Dictionary, My little brother, Batman.

My Blog

What the (private)

Seriously, what the fuck? What's up with all these people making their Myspace profile private? I understand the underage girl thing, but, why even have a blog? Not interested in meeting new peo...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Tagged: Damnit John!

Here's the rules: once you are tagged, you must post 6 things about yourself which are either weird, unusual, habituary, or just plain fun to hear about (and true!) Once you post these things in your ...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

not again.

Guess what. I'm sick. No, really. I figured since I was here at the mind-suck-box and I was sick, it must be time to post again. All in all, things in my life are peachy. That being said,...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:55:00 PST

Again.

Well, here we are again. All in our places. no more time to be somewhere else. Only the here. The now. I don't know how this is all going to work out. I'm not sure if all the different li...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:21:00 PST

home wreckord

Here we go.I've just heard that the underwriters have been informed, and the house thing is a go. Friday I go sign my life away and get my keys. Kinda creepy. O.K. On the othe...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:14:00 PST

Camille

Here we are again, at the keyboard. Today was gorgeous. Still is, really. I should be out in it. Yet, here I sit. Well that all will soon change. You see, Camille is coming hom...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unteresting

You know, it occurs to me that i bitch alot on here. Hmm. Bummer.
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

broken chain

My train of thought not only derailed, it was enveloped in a great fireball that left everything in its wake a smoldering mass of half-burned thoughts and charred ideas. The latest report is that the ...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Time again.

It hurts.It hurts a lotI don't so much like the idea of it all being over. On the other hand, I don't so much like the idea of it continuing on forever. Once you've come to this understanding w/you, h...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Not again...

Why? Whay did I think that was a good idea? I know better. I don't think I can feel my toes. No, wait, there they are. They hurt too. Drinking heavily always leaves me feeling, well, not all that bad...
Posted by The Only Drew... Thank Goodness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST