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Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES!

PEACE, BEATS AND SOUL GREASE! BE MERRY , BITCHES!

About Me

My name is...Aaron Montez. I carry many titles: Proud big brother, proud son, proud uncle, best friend, confidant, brother from another mother, student, waiter extraordinaire, bad ass DJ, funny mofo and creative one. I am 6'3", about 200lbs. I am a mix of German/ Irish/ Native American/ and Black. I shave my head but carry a beard (in my left pocket). I am a sarcastic, cynically funny, down-to-Earth, loving guy. Awwwww. Im known for my hugs and jokes. I tell it how it is and kiss no ass. My hometown is Austin, Texas (though born in Corpus Christi, Texas. Blech!). I study music, design, arts, music and... music. Im a DJ. I play anything and everything. I also produce music. My forte is hiphop (true Hiphop- not that stupid radio crap), Down tempo, world influence, R&B, soul, electronica, basically beats and movement. I grew up on the good stuff: Stevie, Aretha, Gladys, Marvin, too many to list but you know what's good when you gotta move to it. Im trying to get back into school for design- interior, furniture, product. I work A million hours a week. And sleep less than I probably should. My hobbies include but are not limited to: MUSIC, furniture making (made almost all the furniture in my house), dancing, swimming, working out, photography, silkscreening, home remodeling, reading (i shoot for atleast 20 books a year), almost zero tv and... Did I mention i like music?
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You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Midnight in a Perfect World" by DJ Shadow should replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.You set your wedding date for 4/20.You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.You start every sentence with - uhhh!.You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.You sell your car for gas moneyYou are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
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My Interests

Music- DUH! Beats, MC/DJ/ Graffiti culture, underground/ outsider art, swimming, mountain biking, concerts (big and small), djing house parties, dancing, music digging(cd mostly), late night spinnin', reading, religion studies, poetry slams, fashion, vice magazine, furniture design, interior design, art museums, the true art of chillin', yoga, gym time, good times and cooler people.

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I'd like to meet:

REAL PEOPLE. NOT CYBERSLUTS OR PEOPLE TRYING TO SELL ME THIER CYBERCAM SERVICE. (HOW FUCKIN'LAME CAN SOMEONE GET?)People who are fun and creative and have a sense of humor (you get familial protection status if you're sarcastically funny). Foodies. Wine snobs. Music mystics, students, gurus. Peeps. True to heart people. I lean alot to the left, but I'm real about it- idealism is for the idealistic. DJ's... especially female DJ's. :). Females that can dance. People that go to shows in-town all the way to outta state. Need not apply if you talk throughout a show (Youre FIRED!). Radioheads. Chemical Brothers. Tribesmen and Women. Intelligent, attractive, fun, energetic, cool, stylish, danceable, conversational peeps with the ability to enjoy a drink every now and then... like now!
You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already.Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam


88%

Buddhism


71%

Judaism


63%

Paganism


54%

Hinduism


38%

Christianity


29%

Satanism


29%

agnosticism


17%

atheism


13%
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Music:

Pack a lunch kids: louie armstrong, nina simone, gladys knight, stevie wonder, ray charles, etta james, billie holiday, al green, barry white, RADIOHEAD!, chem bros, oakenfold, jill scott, sigur ros, bjork, stevie knicks, fleetwood mac, TOOL/APC!, goth, punk, nine inch nails, bauhaus, james zabiela, QOTSA, placebo, fatboy slim, ferry corsten, godspeed! you black emperor/ silver mt zion, tribe called quest, 2pac/biggie, dre, snoop, jazzy jeff, z-trip, DJ MUTHAFUCKIN' SHADOW!!!!!!, DJ MUTHADUCKIN' KRUSH!!!!!!, thievery corporation, Ms. badu, killers, arcade fire, common, dead prez, willie nelson, JOHNNY MUTHAFUCKIN R.I.P. CASH, sex pistols, misfits, dj's too numerous to name, rage, soundgarden, the prodigy, MIA, tiesto, kruder and dorfmeister, christopher lawrence, beastie boys (punk to funk), talib kweli/ mos def, el-p, minor threat, zero 7, portishead, tricky, pj harvey, massive attack, marvin gaye, syleena johnson, india arie, the police, ben harper, m83, wu, mary j., busta rhymes, janet jackson, the BLACK micheal jackson (dont hate- regulate), blackalicious/gift of gab,underworld, verve, marley, sugarhill gang, GRANDMASTER FLASH!, tori amos, fu manchu, slayer (...and?), depeche mode, sade, angie stone,immortal technique, lady sovereign "make way for the S!O!V!", your mom's farts, kelis, nas/hova, roots, roots manuva, gorillaz, ceelo, nikka costa, tall paul, dj icey, dj nobody, dj irene, everything but the girl, the cure, mixmaster mike, Qbert, public enemy, john lee hooker, aretha franklin, and KID GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

TOP FIVE MOVIES OF ALL TIME 1. Blues Brothers/Clue 2. Cat Soup/Baraka 3. Breakfast Club/ Wierd Science 4. Trainspotting 5. Dark Days/ Scratch (technically documentaries- but...my list my rules) oh that jammy!

Television:

At the most... inadvertently 20 minutes a week. I find it an enormous waste of time.
Your EQ is 140
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Books:

My most favoritist book of all time is "where the wild things are". Then... Tao Te Ching. The Tao of Pooh. The te of Piglet. Essentials of Kabbalah. Love is a Verb. Power of your Subconscious mind. Any religious studies book. i love conspiracy theory books. all types of bible versions (KJV, IV, new world trans.) daily med from the dalai lama...

Heroes:

MY moms first and foremost. Both of my sisters for giving me not only the best memories of my young life but a gaggle of nieces and nephews that add to my experience of being human. Lao Tsu. Buddha. Christ. Ghandi. Che Guevera. Zapata. Ali. DJ Shadow. DJ Krush. Chuck D. Richard Pryor DJ Jazzy Jeff, E. Badu, Cut Chemist, DJ Qbert... to be continued

My Blog

live your life now!

on december 21st, two days after his 63rd birthday, my stepfather died from a stroke he suffered from due to diabetes. it rendered him unable to speak for close to a week when it first happened and th...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST

READ!READ!READ! Attention! friends and family! the christmas dinner!

Ladies and gents, on  December 17th, 7p  (thats a Sunday, people), I will be opening my doors to friends and family! Its a wine dinner, so dress it up a lil people! The price of admission is...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

NEW AND IMPROVED! HAPPY BIRFDAY TEENY!

Ok.So its been a while since we last spoke ppl. I have been spoiled by my buddy Vinnie Mcvinerson movin in for a minute with his ultra high fast computer.(it gives you the best tan and doesnt talk too...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

i am alive because of my family

its been awhile but daddy's back with a brand new bag. ladies and gentlemen, i have been given a tremendous lesson in life. anyone that knows AND loves me will understand, im not one to beat around th...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST

fuck it! go to work hungover on thursday and have good stories to tell.

to all the ladies in the place with style and grace allow me to place musical pushes for your tushes. this is a call out for all the lovely ladies of austin texas and nearby counties! this wednesday n...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:13:00 PST

once again back is the incredible!

Ladies and ladies and...hey ladies!... get funky! and gentlemen! kid gorilla will be spinnin all the jams come this wednesday night at the beauty bar- and if things go right- we'll call it the BOOTY B...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:31:00 PST

a day in the life.

i had an epiphany today. my mom placed me in school at the tender age of three. i taught myself how to read and was reading 2nd grade level by the age of four. think about that for a moment...  y...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST

im alive! alive!

so. i finally rent a car. i had the toughest time with an "experienced" lenderperson at the rent a car and she, though i have rented a hundred times b4 with my debit, decides to let me know i need MOR...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST

strange. ive been here b4

i am currently without a car. it makes me feel strangely liberated. if i owned a bike, id have rode home by now. if i knew the bus schedule, id have fought off a few bums by now and not have to beg vi...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:00:00 PST

children of the earth!

hello my fair peoples! i have had the extraordinary blessing of new music (my addiction- like no other love). i got an album from meshelle ndegeocello- 'comfort woman'. its one of those albums that ma...
Posted by Kid Gorilla, BEEEYOTCHES! on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST