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Joker!

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About Me


You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Actually, I'm a pretty laid back, happy-go-lucky bastid that just loves to make people laugh, get wrecked, and have a good time. Not necessarily in that order either.
Your Monster Profile
War Enigma
You Feast On: Lasanga
You Lurk Around In: The Ocean
You Especially Like to Torment: Your Evil Twin What's Your Monster Name?

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

My Interests


.. Born in Brooklyn, I am are the Lion King. There's a tendency to be promiscuous. I'll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens. I'm also the good time king, planted firmly on the throne of ingenuity, with a pint of Staropramen in one hand and some Eastern block wenches' arse in another.

I'd like to meet:

Cobra Commander, Darth Vader (the early years), Evil Spy, and that Frog dude that was always after Courageous Cat.

Music:

Soundtracks: Ghost Dog, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas , plus Zimmer, Elfman, et al. Ipod carries: Damian Marley, Hendrix, Floyd, Prince, Rage, Doors, Stones, Metallica, Maiden, Good Ska and a whole bunch'a shit I can't even explain. Basically, if it sounds good and doesn't kill the cat I'm all for it.

Movies:

Akira, Blade Runner, LOTR (uno, dos, tres), Pan's Labrynth, Batman Begins, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, the Salton Sea, The Thing, Evil Dead I & II, Night of the Living Dead, The Exorcist, Alien (s),Stalag 17, (the original) Manchurian Candidate, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, (you still readin?) Breakfast Club, practically everything John Woo, King of New York, Man on Fire, The Crow, Highlander I, Matrix, Equilibrium, Conan, The Reanimator, and a whole bunch of yabba dabba doo. Give me a thumpin' soundtrack, crazy action, or tons of saucy stews. It all looks the same stoned.

Television:

24, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, House, Thief, The Shield, ATHF, Military Channel. Football (Giants), Hockey (Rangers). Geez, you'd think I'd have more of a life.

Books:

Kid at heart. I love DC comics and am a closet Trekkie. I've gobbled up nearly everything Lovecraft, Bradbury, Clancy, Matheson, Harris, Follet. If its got a good pace and you suggest it, i'll probably read it.

Heroes:

I admire my mother's courage, my grandfather's spirit, and my grandmother's wisdom.

My Blog

Calling out Ken

This is for Kenny K. You're cutting us off? Pound for pound that's the biggest load of crap you've put out in years. First off, it's been three years since I cut you off in Karel's kitchen. If you...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:16:00 PST

Acid Trip

Your Personality Is Like AcidA bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.One moment you're in your own little happy universe...And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!What Drug ...
Posted by Joker! on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:27:00 PST

When did I become a White Guy

That's the thought I had today, cruising home from a rather crap day at work. My tragic ipodless life has reduced me to plucking old tunes out of the ether to bobble my head to as I wind through the s...
Posted by Joker! on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:27:00 PST

And you are

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one wor...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gladiator

It is with the utmost satisfaction that I gladly put a bullet in the year that has been 2004. With more good than bad, I can't say that I'll miss the old girl. In fact, as I kick her scrawny hide down...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weekend op

There I was, there I was, there I was...in the jungle. Ok, so it was the concrete jungle of NYC, but not even Tarzan could explain the bizzaro world I always seem to enter when I go out these days. F...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On the dole

Man, I gotta admit this sittin' around on my duff ain't half bad. For those of you that don't know, I've been out of work for about three weeks now. A mere drop in the bucket for some of you seasoned...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scotch on the rocks

Ok, so I've got these six Scottish chicks stayin at my place for their vacation. And while this is normally an occassion to notch another one in the old belt, this blog ain't about a little Hi Ho Silv...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

About Last Night

Slack jawed yokel here reporting on last night's mission in NYC. Not much to brag about on my end. I got wasted EARLY thanks to my boy Nate Diggidy supplyin' the technicals after work. Stumbling ou...
Posted by Joker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST