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EvilDeadWench

evildeadwench

About Me

this is what i like.....if you dont think this is funny, i dont want to be friends with you and you shouldn't add me........ seriously.Alice in Wonderland - SNL
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Add to My Profile | More Videosalso, i probably don't like your band.....so don't add me.and if you didn't bother to watch these videos, then don't add me..... i take my comedy very seriously.

My Interests

music, movies, women, tv, food, beer, sleep, not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

probably not you......no really, unless you're British or Gordon Shumway OR you want to buy me stuff

Music:

Tool, Primus, Queen, Devo, Mike Patton, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ween, They Might Be Giants, Spike Jones and his City Slickers......well i love all sorts of music, such as classic rock, old timey music, yodeling, classical, and of course death metal. so let me tell u what i dont like...There are exceptions to all the rules, i hate teeny bop unless its so old its funny again. i hate new country music, except that song redneck woman cuz its funny, i hate shitty hip hop, but i like ass and titties from three six mofia....cuz its funny. are u noticing a pattern here? im not a fan of punk rock though i like a few bands, but what i really fucking hate is pop punk and emo garbage. and aslo techno raver crap i dont even know what its called cuz i dislike it so much.

Movies:

The Evil Dead Trilogy, anything by the Coen Bros, Dracula Dead and Loving it, Cemetary Man, Delecatessan, Palindromes, Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Wild Zero, A Nighmare on Elm Street, Stand by Me, Troll 2, Clifford, Zoolander, Life of Brian........you get he picture.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Monty Python, The Critic, South Park, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Duckman,Strangers With Candy,Soap, The Brak Show, Metalacolypse, SNL, and the science channel! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Books:

David Sedaris and Victorian smut!

My Blog

just call me leche

I was in school and sick on Halloween, so I stayed home. Knowing that I would not have a chance to be anything on actual Halloween, I did my all out costume for my friend Jenni's party the Saturday b...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

I have hairy toe nuckles

it's true. I also got a job. Fucking Finally!!!!!! I haven't told anyone yet because I haven't started yet and I didn't want to jinx it. I hope this doesn't jinx it.As most of the four of you who read...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

hot dogs

So I'm pretty sure it is a well known fact that my hero is Takeru Kobayashi. For those of you who don't know who he is..... he is the Nathan's hot dog eating champion 6 years in a row, along with many...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:59:00 PST

pussy city pimps

When I first got my modified XBox, I would often look through the regular nintendo games and play ones I had never heard of. One day on such a random perusal, I came across the title "Pussy City Pimps...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

pod people

I just saw a trailer on tv for the new remake of invasion of the body snatchers called simply "The Invasion". I just want to know how many fucking times does the same movie need to be remade? I mean, ...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

buy me stuff

if you ever wanna buy me stuff, and u dont know what to get.......heres stuff i want and need....
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

poo bear is cute

i dont know if anybody else finds this as amusing as i do, but in case any of you do..... ...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

I finally broke...

I edited my profile. I really just wanted some yellow on there, and that's all I was going to do, but then I got greedy and drunk with power and had to have some sort of delicious food in the backgrou...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

you know what I hate?

STUFF!.......and another thing, i have absolutely nothing to say. i never do, hence the lack of blogs. and when i do write one, its usually private. dont u hate that? although i dont know who im askin...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

gloobleglobblegeebledee

i'd really like to take a shower.....but i can't. Why you ask? because the shower upstairs is causing some sort of leak in my shower and the guys from the insurance company who came here today to look...
Posted by EvilDeadWench on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST