I'm easy to forget.
love me with money
cats, bats, and rats- preferably in hats and spats, downtown los angeles circa 1900-1960, public transportation, spinal curvitures, wishing i were well-bred and snobbish, picking my nose at stoplights for the sake of people who say they like to catch people picking their noses at stoplights, the writing(but not the art) of andy warhol, pretending i'm better than you, denial about my age, dressing stupid, dressing cute, dressing too young, dressing too old, dressing salad, the old and the stale, the cured and the pickled, vintage toys, old hats, things that smell funny, small animals, mexico, yorkshire accents, linguistics, building things, using southwest frequent flyer miles to travel to exotic destinations, pretending i'm from new jersey, pretending i'm not too old to be on myspace
retards
gypsy n' folk music, accordion, cumbia, yodeling, most music from 1920-1960, yacht rock, bad 80's music, the two man gentleman band, sparks, the tiger lillies, oingo boingo, tom waits, tmbg, weird al, ween, gogol bordello, shonen knife, eddie cantor, the ditty bops, gothic archies, johnny cash, optiganally yours, michael leviton, goblin, hank williams, goudron, mrs. miller, tiny tim, louis prima n' keely smith, george formby, dolly parton, kenny roberts, atom and his package, hank III, elton john, klaus nomi, dezurik sisters, camera obscura, charles trenet, the aaron sisters, bad religion, the toy dolls, serge gainsbourg, tex williams, the boswell sisters, eno, burl ives, daniel johnston, devo, edith piaf, nervous norvus, kate bush, l7, margie brandon, william shatner, sons of the pioneers, talking heads, the andrews sisters, alice donut, POLYSICS, scoopy scoopy dogg dogg, flatt n' scruggs, mr. bungle, francoise hardy, primus, the sugarcubes, jingle cats, blur, simon n' garfunkle, moxy fruvous, neil diamond, patsy cline, dick cheese, roy rogers, the smiths, tenacious D, wilf carter
uncle buck, pans labyrinth, cool runnings, bad boy bubby, eagle vs. shark, welcome to woop woop, forbidden zone, the exorcist, return of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, shawn of the dead, anything starring buster keaton, charlie chaplin, or harold lloyd
south park, arrested development, dexter, dr. who, who wants to be a superhero, father ted, sopranos, six feet under, discovery health channel and ghost hunters
fiction and non