About Me

Pirates! Arrrg!

I'm a student at Staffordshire Uni. I like alcohol and parties! Loving music......... Yeah so that's me - I just get drunk and make a fool out of myself, but it's fun! :)
The only really important thing you need to know about me is:

I LOVE JEN THE SEXEH ONE

(I hope you're happy now Jen xx)
I love chilled out people. I hate negative, stress heads!
I love all my friends!
I love sarcasm
I have a love-hate relationship with most men, excluding Craig, Ryan and Jamie - because I know they will never hurt my feelings
I love men with sexual voices - it's what subconsciously draws me to them.
I love pilates and swimming.
I love Glastonbury, I went in 2004, it was one of the best experiences of my life
I love the sunshine - it makes me happy!!!
Favourite type of weather - scorching hot sun with drizzling rain - its so orgasmic! If you have not experienced this, you have not lived!
PLUS Finland rocks! Don't forget that. But whatever you do never ever get in a drinking competition with Finish or Russian ski instructors, they make you drink a whole bottle of this weird Finish wheat spirit to yourself that's like 20% alcohol, and then they feed you cheap, red wine. AND THEN you start throwing up red sick.... You then decide it would be a good idea to go out in -30 degrees weather for some air without a jacket, you don't feel the cold and then you nearly get frost bite! And loads of people constantly repeating "You want sauna now?" That night was so fun!
One scary fact about me, which may explain a lot of things: I was conceived on a water bed in Amsterdam...
Another one: aparently I've used the same toilet as prince charles - this creeps me out a little.
For all the crazies in the world of myspace here's my email address: [email protected] xxx
After writing this I start to wonder why I'm writing so much about myself to friends and strangers - but at least whoever reads this will get to know me well without meeting me (good thing, bad thing, I don't know *ponder ponder*, men in skinny jeans is also another thing to ponder about), if you ask me it's all a government plot to know peoples

deepest,

darkest

secrets,

so they can keep an eye on you. Something to think about....
Ok, i'm starting to sound a little crazy, so I'm going to stop right there before I make peoples head's explode!

My Interests

Modeling, acting (it's great you can make a fool out of yourself), music, alcohol, going out with friends, parties, photography (a photo tells a thousand stories), animation, art, travelling, films.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone and everyone. I love people. They're what makes the world go round, in my opinion.

Music:

Babyshambles (pete reminds me of a lost, vulnerable boy who needs looking after. I also think he is peter pan), The Libertines, Foo Fighters, Queen's Of The Stone Age, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Beatles, Billie Holiday (I'd love to sing like her), The Who, The Strokes, The Pistolas, Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Razorlight, Squarepusher, Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy, Supergrass, Blur, Ocean Colour Scene, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Bloc Party, Artic Monkeys, Be Your Own Pet, Bearsuit, The Subways, Placebo, Dirty Pretty Things, The Killers, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, The Alive and loads loads more - I just can't remember right now!

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Sin City, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Laberinth (bowie rocks!), Willow (heehee), 28 Days Later, Star wars movies (I'm a geek at heart and proud of it!), Bill Bailey's Part Troll (not a movie really, but I love him!!!) - anything with violence, blood, zombies and humour :)

Television:

LOST, Malcolm In The Middle, The Simpsons, Little Britain, Friends, Green Wing, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives.

Books:

Bridget Jones' Diary, Bridget Jones On The Edge Of Reason (I can relate to her), Harry Potter heehee, Philip Pullman's Dark Materials Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, Stardust by Niel Gaiman - I really can't be arsed to list all my favourite books, there are lots! To sum it up I like classic and fantasy books (sad I know, but I love people who bend the realms of reality - that's what I want a career in), I also occationally enjoy satire as well. Lately I've started to get into books written by H G Wells.

Heroes:

The Sensual Voice haha! (private joke) Bill Bailey is my real hero - he's a funny funny man!!! Russell Brand, in my opinion, is the sexiest man alive...and he is also a very funny funny man, he has a sexual voice (which is a very important quality to have, i think) and he's an ex heroin, crack addict *thumbs up*.

Lauren

He lied! He text me now!