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Telltale Heart

I'll give you three last chances . . .

About Me

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Just Another Crucifixion
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or Unrest in Peace
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I love Music.
I LOVE horror movies.
I'm an artist and writer and daydreamer.
I love polymer clay.
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I rent apartments, fix toilets, sinks, and ceilings, tend to the boilers and all sorts of crap like that too. Seriously.
I LOVE really gory horror movies.
I've been getting really ticked off at the resent gush of PG-13 mediocrity. Yeah, it's okay for a Harry Potter but not for The Fog (but since the first one sucked I guess it really doesn't matter anyway.)
I just hate the basic PG-13 mentality of it all.
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Here's a little ditty for you -- sung to the tune of "Silver and Gold" (ya' know, Rudolph, Burl. . .)
Splatter and gore, splatter and gore, Means so much more when I see -- Red and gray matter abundant, On my unrated DeeeVD.
Thank you.
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Button Boy
Don't you want to give him a BIG hug?
No need to worry. He just ate.
Murder/Suicide

My Interests


Big time Horror Fan

George & Sally 4-Ever


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I'd like to meet:



The original Alice Cooper Band

Music:


I do love music, though I am a bit picky as to what I really love. The following is my "Top Shelf." The music I will listen to eternally. The music I will buy without hesitation. So check them out. And listen, REALLY listen. Then, go out and buy their stuff.
Therapy?
Alice Cooper (Forever)
Bad Religion


DDP

"Rock You Monkeys" -- Therapy?

Off the Top of My Head

Giles (Hint: Stand on your head.)

Cat's Eye

Keeping in mind the above is "Desert Island" material and I didn't pick any favorite albums because I can't (I love them all!), other notable favorites include (in no particular order):

Alice in Chains -- "Dirt", "Facelift"
Emerson Lake & Palmer -- "Brain Salad Surgery", "Tarkus"
Lizzy Borden -- "Visual Lies", "Master of Disguise" (Lizzy's masterpiece.)
The Who -- "Quadrophenia", "Tommy", "Who's Next"
Black Sabbath -- "Black Sabbath", "Paranoid"
Davie Bowie - "The Man Who Sold the World"
Rick Wakeman -- "Journey to the Centre of the Earth"
The Alan Parsons Project -- "Tales of Mystery and Imagination" (Edgar Allan Poe), "I, Robot"
Krokus -- "Headhunter"

Movies:

For starters, The Omen . . .Dead Alive, Ravenous, Suspiria, Evil Dead, Re-animator, From Beyond, Dagon, Waxwork 1 and 2, Necronomicon, The Convent, Ginger Snaps, Dog Soldiers, May, Body Bags, Monster Dog, American Werewolf in London (and Paris), Sleepless, Dead and Breakfast, Shaun of the Dead (most any movie containing the word DEAD,) . . . oh, so many more, I'll need to get back to it.How can I forget such classics as Chopping Mall, Hide and Go Shriek, Blood Feast, Zombie, Return of the Living Dead 1, 2, and 3, Puppet Master (all), Seed People, Mosquito, Ticks, The Nest, Scarlet Moon . . .

2 HORNED BEASTIE

Television:

WAY before "Chucky", there was "THE DOLL"

From Rod Serling's "Night Gallery"

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, Outer Limits, Dark Shadows, Surface, Invasion, Monsters, Tales from the Darkside, Tales from the Crypt, Night Stalker, ReBoot, and, well, okay, I admit it . . . All My Children (Jonathan made me do it. . . . Not to mention Zach Slater is HOT!)

Books:

Books of Blood, Cabal, The Shining, of the Undead, Horror anthologies of all sorts, and of course authors such as Poe and Lovecraft.

www.bysusi.com
www.oftheundead.com

Heroes:

Me, Churchy, Salvador Dali, Alice Cooper Band, Emma Peel, Hexadecimal, Underdog, and Ash (some sugar, pleazzze.)