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Hey there peoples! There is a 27 year old male here to talk your ear off, though hopefully not litterally! Cause you know...that would probably fall into the "bad things" category! :P
I'm living in Albury now, but am originally from Chiltern [or as I like to call it "The town of no specific form of entertainment", and am absolutely loving living in Albury!
I am many things, sarcastic, odd, funny, cheeky, flirty, weird, easily amused, supportive, hyper, insane, giving, generous, helpful, a good listener, an aspiring comedian, an aspiring counsellor, open minded, empathic, more than a bit psychic at times, friendly, genuine, kind hearted, loving, a cuddle whore, and many other things that I can't think of off the top of my head!
You can ask me ANYTHING, seriously you really can, I've pretty much heard it all, and even if I hadn't , I doubt it would faze me that greatly lol.
As I like to say, I have no secrets, just things I haven't gotten around to mentioning yet! lol
If you would like to add me to msn, feel free to do so :) [email protected]
Oh yeah, and I'm an absolute bandit for stand up comedy! my favorite comedians goes as follows! [and there are quite a few lol]
Adam Hills, Bill Cosby, Bill Engvall, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Billy Connolly, Chris Rock, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Dave Chappelle, Dave Hughes, David Cross, David Spade, Dennis Leary, Eddie Griffin, Eddie Murphy, Frank Caliendo, George Carlin, Henry Rollins, Jeff Foxworthy, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, Jim Gaffigan, Jimeoin, Joe Rogan, Lewis Black, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Nick Swardson, Paul McDermott, Ray Romano, Robin Williams, Rodney Carrington, Ron White, Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Lynch, The Bob & Tom Show, Martin/Molloy, Tripod, Weird Al Yankovic :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Clinton Owen
Birthday: 16th of October, 1980
Birthplace: Wangaratta, Victoria
Current Location: Albury, New South Wales
Eye Color: Am never entirely sure lol
Hair Color: Red
Height: 183cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty dammit!
Your Heritage: Say it with me now!...Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!...that enough of a hint for ya? :P
The Shoes You Wore Today: I done wore no footware today!
Your Weakness: Well if I told you that, you could use it to your advantage!
Your Fears: Same as above! lol
Your Perfect Pizza: Well as long as its edible...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Starting to study to be a counsellor, and doing a bloody good job of it!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: its all good...that or "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: must...go...back..to...sleep...
Your Best Physical Feature: I've gots no ideas! hey you! *points randomly* whats my best physical feature?! *looks expectantly*
Your Bedtime: Around 2am most nights these days
Your Most Missed Memory: Well if its my most missed memory, then how the hell would I remember it now?? lol
Pepsi or Coke: Neither!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whichever one is closer! lol
Single or Group Dates: Single!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bugger them both!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!
Do you Smoke: No!
Do you Swear: Fuck yes!
Do you Sing: Yes! la la laaaa!
Do you Shower Daily: Yep! Sometimes twice a day! lol
Have you Been in Love: Yep!
Do you want to go to College: Nah!
Do you want to get Married: Of Course!
Do you belive in yourself: Yep!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope! Me likes readin the books in the broom broom cars!
Do you think you are Attractive: Moderatly!
Are you a Health Freak: *laughs* Not entirely!
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep! So long as I'm not caught in them! Me no likes being human lightning rod!
Do you play an Instrument: Not yet!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope! But I'll remedy that soon! lol
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope! I like my lungs all intact and pretty! lol :P
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Fuck no!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep! well I've been to a plaza, would have to go to America to go to a "mall" :P
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No! But I want too dammit!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: *laughs* No! The world does not yet need that kind of psychological scarring! lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No!
Ever been Drunk: Of course!
Ever been called a Tease: lol Yep!
Ever been Beaten up: Not really!
Ever Shoplifted: Nah! well...yeah...but I felt guilty and took it back later in the day before anyone even noticed it was gone! lol
How do you want to Die: Peacefully! in like 70 years time!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Whatever best fits at the time :) hopefully a counsellor/actor/writer lol...thats not unrealistic is it? lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Well, the colour doesn't fuss me really lol, I find that the more important thing is, you know, actually having eyes at all, cause ya know thats kinda key :P
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter!
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length!
Height: Doesn't really matter! but not so short that it means its physically impossible for us to...do...stuff lol
Weight: Not to heavy, not to light! its kelogs! Just right!
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Fuckin zero!
Number of CDs I own: A fair few!
Number of Piercings: None! My theory with piercings is that if it wasn't attached when I was born, then it probably doesn't need to be attached now! lol
Number of Tattoos: None!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I fuckin can't remember all of those! What are you new?! lol
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