Alzheimer’s (a funny) |
(found in emails)
Test for Alzheimer'sThe following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud w...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:35:00 PST |
I AM THANKFUL... |
I AM THANKFUL...
FOR THE WIFEWHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.FOR THE HUSBANDWHO IS ON THE SOFABEING A COUCH POTATO,BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH MEA...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST |
Female Genie |
Female GenieWhile trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand &picked it up.Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I g...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:10:00 PST |
Chili Shopping |
(Found in emails, from a friend)
Roflmao! And to think I thought my husbands noxious fumes were bad. Maybe after reading the email below I should count my blessings? Lol. Just a FEW of ...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:19:00 PST |
Cruelty To Animals (Do Not Read Anyone Easily Upset) |
(found in email & damn this pisses me off!!!!!!!!)
Cruelty To Animals (Do Not Read Anyone Easily Upset)
Bulldozed for refusing to fight horrific pictures show bullfighting sinking to new de...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:40:00 PST |
Thoughts of a Feral |
(found in email. please repost with authors full name intact)
Thoughts of a Feral
Dedicated to all the kind and caring people who give the lonely ferals a little care, a little love and a littl...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:28:00 PST |
PMS HANDBOOK FOR MEN |
PMS HANDBOOK FOR MEN
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the monthwhen all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very lifeinto his own hands! This is a handy guide that shou...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:37:00 PST |
HUMOR: POLITICALLY CORRECT SPEAKING |
HUMOR: POLITICALLY CORRECT SPEAKING
How to speak about Women and be politically correct
1. She is not dumb - She is a detour off the information superhighway.
2. ...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:31:00 PST |
How to Stay Young - by George Carlin |
HOW TO STAY YOUNG -by George Carlin
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them.That is why you pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends.....
Posted by Dragonsegg on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:26:00 PST |
48 Things To Say To The Pizza Guy |
(found in emails, but hmmm, might have to actually try a few of these for shits & giggles. lol)
48 Things To Say To The Pizza Guy 1. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numb...
Posted by Dragonsegg on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:27:00 PST |
