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April

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

About Me

I like to chew glass, ride sharks and bite the heads off of gummy bears. I also enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach and polking dead things with a stick...

My Interests

travel, writing and reading...and being a Nut-Job Extraordinaire.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom......oh and a Stephen Hawking

Music:

Tori Amos, Radiohead, Gorrillaz, NERD, Placebo, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, Dandy Warhols, James, REM, The Pixies, Deep Purple, Mars Volta, The Walkmen, Rusted Root, Kenna, Leonard Cohen, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones and Ani Difranco.

Movies:

Rueben and Ed, and don't try to act like you liked it first....Brain Candy - a classic. The Others, Jawbreaker, Fright Night, Four Rooms, Resevoir Dogs, Naked Lunch, Run Lola Run, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fightclub, Predator, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Eraserhead, Fire Walk with Me, True Romance, Memento and Amores Parros.

Television:

I absolutley love Wondershowzen, AB Fab, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and all of Adult Swim, Family Guy and typically to follow...South Park. I also like the Discovery Channel, Hell's Kitchen, Nova and Court TV channels. Who doesn't like to watch Real World or Dateline's "To catch a predator?" I also love the Surreal life and "I love New York!" I like Cold Case Files, Entourage, Arrested Development, the Soup, Lost, Daily Show, Sex and the City and Two and a Half Men. I have also recently gotten into Big Love, Gossip Girl and Weeds. I also LOVE America's Next Top Model.

Books:

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, The Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey, Raise High the Roofbeams all by J.D. Salinger. East of Eden by Steinbeck. Choke, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, and Haunted by Chuck Pahlunik, as well as Tom Robbins and the book White Oleander.

Heroes:

Your my hero man...yeah you...

My Blog

I never sleep

Oh hi, don't mind me,   I think I must laugh,   Then try to recall,   The way I used to be,   Before you,   And sleep at night,   Talking gibberish,   Falling...
Posted by April on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:31:00 PST

This week in April news...

So I guess I will start with last weekend. Donna invited me to go camping and we both invited friends. Somehow everyone canceled because of the weather so it was just us. At first it was very akward a...
Posted by April on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:14:00 PST

Good Times

So it is the best week ever for April! I started my new job on Monday and I didn't know what to expect. When I got there, right way my boss asked me to look at an audit done by their accounting dept. ...
Posted by April on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:52:00 PST

OBE Thesis

Because of all the questions I have decided to post my OBE thesis on my blog. I will post my fever thesis when I have finished. Below you will find my original outline as well as an excerpt of my pape...
Posted by April on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:12:00 PST

Sometimes youre the windshield, Sometimes youre the bug...

No one ever takes the blame,   Broken pieces on the floor,   So many memories remain,   Though my memory is poor,   Set us both free,   No need to feel down,   You ...
Posted by April on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:44:00 PST

Are you there?

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Posted by April on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

Im on Standby

I'm rolling down a well worn roadI'm wondering if I'll ever knowIf I'll be better than I was beforeWhen I surface through the service doorBye I'm on standbyOut of order or sort of unalignedPowered dow...
Posted by April on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:19:00 PST

I shit you not!

Oh hells to the no! So I was just sitting here getting ready for bed and waiting for my laundry to get done while watching TV. Once it was done I brought it to my room but very slowly because I wanted...
Posted by April on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

The Jacket, the Bible and a One dollar bill

So today I ventured out for a job interview. I was surprised at how friendly these Denver folk are. The bus driver greeted everyone and everyone said "Have a nice day" when they left. People on the bu...
Posted by April on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:46:00 PST

I'm not sick but I'm not well...

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Posted by April on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:41:00 PST